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Woman arrested at JFK with a half pound of coke in her vajayjay

Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:02 am
Posted by bamarep
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:02 am
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Shekira Thompson arrived at JFK on Sunday on a flight from Jamaica, and customs agents immediately took the US citizen into a secondary screening room, where they found a white powdery substance in her vagina, they said.







Sorry baws, I couldn't find a picture of her.
Posted by oatmeal
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Posted by Lago Tiger
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:04 am to
Was she walking funny or what ?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:05 am to
quote:

white powdery substance in her vagina,


Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:06 am to
After an exhaustive (15 seconds) Google image search, here is A Shekira Thompson:

Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:06 am to
I would definitely sniff my finger after fingering her!
Posted by burdman
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:06 am to
And now we know why darnol91's girlfriend has been so sketchy about her trip.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted by Bootyrich
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:08 am to
Isn't shekira an irrelevant singer or some shite?
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:08 am to
This is an ancient smuggling technique. The late singer-songwriter Judee Sill claimed to have done it in the '60s.
Posted by TheIrishFro
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:08 am to
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Posted by kilo1234
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:12 am to
quote:

with a half pound of coke in her vajayjay


I guess that's better than half a Coke in her vajayjay.
Posted by Paddyshack
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:12 am to
Up her vagina?

IWNHI, as in the coke.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:13 am to
quote:

I guess that's better than half a Coke in her vajayjay
let's leave Fatty Arbuckle out of this
Posted by danilo
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:16 am to
There is a video on Worldstar of a woman inserting a can of Coke in her fun zone
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:23 am to
quote:

Fatty Arbuckle
Most everyone else here.



Posted by mikelbr
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Was she walking funny or what ?


Either tipped off or those full body x-rays caught it. I was selected randomly and went through one on a trip to ATL recently. I imagine those things can see shite like that.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:28 am to
I play to the band, not the crowd

that's why I'll always be a cult figure
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:30 am to
quote:

I imagine those things can see shite like that.
Often?

Is it a good image for you?

How does it make you feel?

Posted by stevengtiger
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/26/16 at 9:30 am to
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tipped off


No doubt. Escorted right off the plane. There's a snitch somewhere in this story.
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