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re: Wife says I can visit a prostitute when in Amsterdam
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:08 pm to jiffyjohnson
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:08 pm to jiffyjohnson
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I don't see any scenario where she says this and hasn't already cheated on you.
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Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:09 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
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What was your reaction when she said it? How did it not consist of, "Wait. Why the frick would you say that?"
I just dropped my jaw and said really, she said "sure"
She could have been just trying to be cool in front of our friends. I would clarify but I don't think I am going to do it even if she says its ok.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:09 pm to Hawkeye95
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if my wife is cheating on me, and I find out I will no longer be married to her. But you know what, I actually trust her and do not believe her to be cheating.
You cannot fathom the amount of money divorce lawyers make off statements such as this.
You're 42, she's still ok looking, you're going to Holland. Swan song.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:14 pm to Hawkeye95
Geez, man. Hard to believe you haven't followed-up on it since then. I'd have confronted her as soon as we were away from friends. She probably sees your lack of questioning it as a sign that you can't wait to bang some strange.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:16 pm to Grit-Eating Shin
well it was the night before we left for a family reunion, there wasn't an appropriate time. Plus I didn't really think I should touch that.
She is very forgetful and says outrageous stuff all the time.
She is very forgetful and says outrageous stuff all the time.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:16 pm to Hawkeye95
Cancel your trip but don't let the future ex wife know. Pretend like you're going to Amsterdam but stay close to the house while a PI follows her and records everything. Then bust in the house while she's cheating on you and win everything in the divorce. This should only take one day. She already has everything planned for the day you leave.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:17 pm to Hawkeye95
This is worse than we thought. She's banging a cousin or uncle.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:21 pm to Hawkeye95
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Certainly a possibility but she didn't bring it up spontaneously. My friend asked her if I could visit a prostitute while I was there. She said sure as long as i don't tell her.
Was she drunk or otherwise intoxicated? Was she trying to be funny or cute? Do you know the different tones of your wifes voice?
BTW if you do go to a brothel I would suggest getting a ukrainian escort and getting the GFE. You will thank me later.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:22 pm to WeeWee
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Was she drunk or otherwise intoxicated? Was she trying to be funny or cute? Do you know the different tones of your wifes voice?
She was tipsy, not drunk. Likely high.
She is always trying to be funny/cute
Yes, I do.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:24 pm to Hawkeye95
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She was tipsy, not drunk. Likely high.
She is always trying to be funny/cute
Yes, I do.
Well what does your 18+years of knowledge about your wife tell you?
ETA: also be sure you can pronounce the safe word before begining the session
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:25 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:31 pm to Hawkeye95
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Cancel your trip but don't let the future ex wife know. Pretend like you're going to Amsterdam but stay close to the house while a PI follows her and records everything
Let the PI think you are going to
Amsterdam as well, and see if he tries to blackmail bang her after he catches her banging someone else.
I don't know anyone in the PI business but it wouldn't surprise me for one to have no problem taking your money and your wife
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:33 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:35 pm to Lsuchs
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I don't know anyone in the PI business but it wouldn't surprise me for one to have no problem taking your money and your wife
I would imagine that they are pretty good. One bad review and your career is done.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:42 pm to WeeWee
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Well what does your 18+years of knowledge about your wife tell you?
that its a trap.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:43 pm to Hawkeye95
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Wife says I can visit a prostitute when in Amsterdam
This was a Test.
Your immediate response was carefully monitored by her.
If your response was ANYTHING less than incredulity bordering on offense, you have lost her.
She has mentally and emotionally now checked out.
Prepare to divorce. You're welcomed in advance.....
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:44 pm to Hawkeye95
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Well what does your 18+years of knowledge about your wife tell you?
that its a trap.
Then hide some money and exchange it for euros and pay cash for everything. Make sure there is no paper trail and then go enjoy a nice eastern european girl that would be an OT 9.8.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:45 pm to Hawkeye95
Gross
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:47 pm to Hawkeye95
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She is very forgetful and says outrageous stuff all the time
Sounds like "I do" falls into this category.
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:49 pm to WeeWee
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would imagine that they are pretty good. One bad review and your career is done
You very well may be right. There is always that one golden rule in any profession that will take it away from you, and there is always someone who does it and gets caught, and for everyone caught there are more that got away with it. Just my opinion
This post was edited on 6/2/15 at 6:51 pm
Posted on 6/2/15 at 6:51 pm to Hawkeye95
Mine approved an Amsterdam bachelor party. May only cost me 50%+ of my worldly possessions. Fair trade... No. Worth it... For sure!
Posted on 6/2/15 at 7:16 pm to Hawkeye95
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Hawkeye95
Let's be honest with ourselves here. Unless you're swingers, there's only one way a wife is good with her husband fricking another woman, especially a prostitute... And that's when she's already fricking Jody.
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