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Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:48 pm to
Posted by Rip Torn
Member since Mar 2020
5691 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:48 pm to
Homeboy was looking for any excuse to leave and she gave him one. I don’t blame him
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51801 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

If they didn't have that vitamin P - we'd hunt them with dogs.

I was 10 when a friend of my dad, who had a crazy wife, told me and my brothers that. We laughed riotously, but I remember thinking, “What’s so great about a pussy?” As the years passed, the incident became funnier and funnier to me.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1763 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 8:55 pm to
Listen, I am a woman and a wife and I can identify at least a half dozen flaws in her logic and approach. The most striking to me is that it sounds like she didn't really want a divorce, she wanted to THREATEN the divorce to manipulate her husband to some end and was surprised when he went along. Then she doubled down in her stunned shock when he went through his to-do list in 24 hours. In my experience watching our friends divorce, the men can be very practical and decisive.. once that switch is flipped there is no turning back.

I have been so pissed off at times in my 30+ years of marriage that I had to sit on my hands to keep from murdering my husband and enjoying it. But I have never and would never threaten to divorce him. (insert joke here about not settling for half when I could get all of it).

Its like pointing a gun.. if you are going to brandish it, you 'd better be prepared to shoot to kill. And the thing is, in 80% of the instances I was so pissed off I'd murder him, it was nothing a good night's sleep didn't fix.
Posted by TigerBaitOohHaHa
Member since Jan 2023
1763 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:04 pm to
quote:

Rental property is an investment, a home is an expense.


I know this is off topic to the thread, but a home is the biggest asset most people will own. I've had four, all three have made money net of property taxes, maintenance, and insurance. I've split the aces a couple of times and borrowed against the equity to buy another. Each time, my homes have doubled in value over ten years.

Now RENTING from someone else, THAT is an expense.
Posted by mmmmmbeeer
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
9691 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:23 pm to
Still wood.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
64967 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 9:56 pm to
I would pay to see a musical based on this story
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38400 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:28 pm to
Can we get updates from this chick?


This could be real interesting.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76119 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:30 pm to
Look on Instagram under #clickbait
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 10:30 pm
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38400 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:31 pm to
I don’t have instagram.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
76119 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:35 pm to
Then you arrny missing much of the creative writing front the OP.

It is a fabricated story.
This post was edited on 10/10/25 at 10:37 pm
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148061 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

Listen, I am a woman
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
38400 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 10:42 pm to
Good. Because I went into the mind of this man for a second.


When she said she wanted a divorce; the reason he sat there so long was that he thought about that thigh gap in them yoga pants.

Them he thought it through and wondered should he hit it one more time.
He finally said; “nah I’m alright, let’s do this”.

And he was at peace with it. Sharp fella.
Posted by TutHillTiger
Mississippi Alabama
Member since Sep 2010
49830 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 11:36 pm to
Best Advice you will ever hear:

If it flys, floats or fricks rent it.

If you have too much time get a hobby,
If you have too much money get married,
If you have too much time and money, have kids.
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
1871 posts
Posted on 10/10/25 at 11:39 pm to
I do not care to fix her.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
10312 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 12:23 am to
quote:

Translation: She wanted him to beg her not to divorce him just so she could say no and humiliate him even further.


This is the correct answer.

She wouldn't have stayed married no matter what the guy said or did. She just wanted exactly what you said.
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13389 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 5:07 am to
She should divorce those eyebrows.
Posted by hometownhero89
Center of the Earth
Member since Aug 2007
2047 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 5:29 am to
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TigerBaitOohHaHa


Thank God we didn’t get Kamala.
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1467 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 6:00 am to
quote:

When she said she wanted a divorce; the reason he sat there so long was that he thought about


It was the waves of relief he was feeling.
Posted by Dingeaux
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
5673 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 7:39 am to
quote:

When she said she wanted a divorce; the reason he sat there so long was that he thought about that thigh gap in them yoga pants.




I definitely noticed that in the video. But as the saying goes, "no matter how hot she is, there's a guy somewhere tired of dealing with her shite".
Prime example of this.

She's hot. She will find another sucker.
Posted by bakersman
Shreveport
Member since Apr 2011
5984 posts
Posted on 10/11/25 at 8:52 am to
She said that she wanted a divorce for attention. Bro was like, ok bet
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