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re: Wife just took a pregnancy test and it says positive UPDATE
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:48 pm to kwalt1989
Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:48 pm to kwalt1989
Nobody is ever ready. You'll be fine. If you didn't want kids why in the frick would you get married in the first place? And why did you spray her guts with cock snot?
Congrats on the kid though. They're a fricking gift. And all that shite.
Congrats on the kid though. They're a fricking gift. And all that shite.
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Posted on 6/29/16 at 1:53 pm to Artie Rome
If you're lucky you kid will only take breast milk and from the breast. My 2 were like that and it makes for restful sleep for daddy.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:06 pm to Breesus
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Did you make romance explosion on her stomach or in her uterus?
Because ejaculating into the uterus of a woman is the exact definition of trying to have a child.
I thought my pull out game was pretty strong. Hindsight is always 20/20 though
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:07 pm to kwalt1989
Damn you sound like a shtty husband.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:13 pm to kwalt1989
As someone who went through this exact thing 5 years ago, you will be fine. I thank God everyday now that it happened, as I could not imagine life without my boy.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:15 pm to SDwhodat
Congrats 
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:16 pm to Artie Rome
quote:
spray her guts with cock snot
I just wanted to quote that
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:17 pm to kwalt1989
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We weren't even trying
Had sex - check
unprotected sex - check
blew loads in guts - check
Nope, not trying at all.
My wife and I conceived our last baby after the IUD feel out.
But, I am responsible for my loads, so...
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:21 pm to kwalt1989
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How long have you been married?
quote:
A little over a year
Look on the bright side, you won't have years of having to sidestep the "When are you two going to have kids?" question.
Congrats!
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:23 pm to kwalt1989
My regards..Your life is officially over!
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:25 pm to kwalt1989
quote:
I thought my pull out game was pretty strong
if she is on birth control, your pull out game is all world terrible.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:29 pm to kwalt1989
Talk to her about getting an abortion
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:29 pm to kwalt1989
Congrats...
...on all the downvotes you'll get from these paragons of virtue when you post the follow-up "Yay abortion!" thread.
And it'll still be worth it.
...on all the downvotes you'll get from these paragons of virtue when you post the follow-up "Yay abortion!" thread.
And it'll still be worth it.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:30 pm to kwalt1989
Should have practiced safe sex if you don't even know if its yours or not.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:32 pm to kwalt1989
quote:Doesn't mean Jody wasn't
We weren't even trying
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:40 pm to kwalt1989
Look on the bright side: maybe it isn't yours
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:41 pm to kwalt1989
Congrats?
Start sleeping and saving up for diapers!
Start sleeping and saving up for diapers!
Posted on 6/29/16 at 2:58 pm to kwalt1989
Artificial insemination? Because you sound like you have a vagina.
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:00 pm to kwalt1989
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I'm freaking out.. We weren't even trying and I don't know if I'm ready or not to be a dad. Blood work hasn't come back yet, but I'm about to have a panic attack. Help me out guys.
You'll be fine.
Remember, babies usually don't just show up at your house the day you find out your wife is pregnant, so you will likely have several months to "get your head in the game".
Be there for your wife and help her feel comfortable and supported. Then by the time the due date rolls around, you'll be super-excited and jazzed about the little tot.
You'll do fine!
Posted on 6/29/16 at 3:05 pm to GenesChin
You sound like a real man....
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