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re: Wife caught me beatin off a day after we had sex

Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:03 pm to
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37605 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:03 pm to
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It’s weird y’all are still thinking about it though

It's weird you're in trouble for beating off.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
21627 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:04 pm to
When younger I’d beat off every time I took a shower when dating, married, daily sex, etc. Meat beating is away of life.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18384 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:04 pm to
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She posts here does she?


Patiently awaits response thread
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53121 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:04 pm to
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Was in the shower thinking about my wife

Every dude in here knows that's a lie
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78254 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:04 pm to
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None. Was in the shower thinking about my wife
Son, you lie to women, not us.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18384 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:04 pm to
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It's weird you're in trouble for beating off.



I agree.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:05 pm to
Know how I know you haven’t been married 20 years like me?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18384 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:05 pm to
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I wish I had the screen shots because you said you RA and were pulling for it to get whacked. You also popped up in spin offs to be a dick and report. More than just one of the admins hate you for it.


Quit being a creep, I didn’t RA.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:06 pm to
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None. Was in the shower thinking about my wife


Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
119977 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:07 pm to
Why would any dude marry a broad that has a problem with them beating off? It’s in our fricking nature, so she’s going to have to live with it.

Seriously if she’s not in the mood, why would she have any problem with you beating off to relieve the pressure? That would be an absolute dealbreaker, and she has massive insecurity issues if she has a problem with this.
Posted by heatom2
At the plant, baw.
Member since Nov 2010
13062 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:08 pm to
Never understand why women get upset about a dude masturbating. I'm good for at least once a day and I'm in my 30s. In my teens and twenties Id make the bald man cry anytime I got the chance.
Posted by Lickitty Split
Inside
Member since Apr 2017
4120 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:11 pm to
Is that you Chad?
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17445 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:14 pm to
My wife would be happy I took care of it and she didn’t have to deal with it.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55054 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:15 pm to
You didn't answer my question about not locking the door. So I am going to believe this is a made up OP and that is weirder than it actually happening.
Posted by Dontbearichard
Lafayette
Member since Sep 2018
154 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:16 pm to
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Maybe it's what you were jacking off to? If you're still jerking it after recent sex and getting busted multiple times, you probably have a problem and are into some black granny tranny shite


Ever watched “Bust a nut in grandma’s butt”?

It’s a classic
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18384 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:17 pm to
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You didn't answer my question about not locking the door. So I am going to believe this is a made up OP and that is weirder than it actually happening.


She was downstairs doing something, didn’t think she’s be coming upstairs while I was showering
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62323 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:19 pm to
Big Momma's Dong
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
41015 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to
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Good. You deserve to be for RA and being an insufferable douche in MichelleLa’s Garcia thread.

Ole girl isn't on their website anymore and they hired a new administration girl in November 2018.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56023 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:20 pm to
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Why?


Insecurity and all that jizz


Fify
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
56023 posts
Posted on 1/3/19 at 7:23 pm to
Ohhh I got it. You're going to make sure that she accidentally reads this thread. Really not bad.
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