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re: Why do they call cars "automobiles"?

Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:08 pm to
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frick off and eat a bag of AIDS infested horse dicks. That is if you and your cowboy buddies can stop butt fricking each other long enough to do it. I've heard about Brokeback Mountain. I know what goes on out there "on the trail". Bunch of fudge packing Fairies.

Darth with his usual post that reveals his closeted homosexual repressions
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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55560 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:10 pm to
Mac, this is fricking profound.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:11 pm to
You know it's not smart to stick your head in the middle of a Cowboys vs Bikers blood fued, right?
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47590 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:12 pm to
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
108738 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:14 pm to
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I know what goes on out there "on the trail". Bunch of fudge packing Fairies.



Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having butt sex
Cowboy butt sex
Sod-o-my~~
Come on everybody!
Sod-o-my~~
Sod-o-my~~
Sodomy

Posted by Spaulding Smails
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Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
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Cowboys vs Bikers blood fued

that's what this is? I thought it was an e-spat between a fat dork and the Internet Troll, LucasP
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 12:16 pm
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:15 pm to
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frick off and eat a bag of AIDS infested horse dicks.


See? You don't know the first fricking thing about horses, they don't even have dicks!! You're really trying too hard to be something you're not. You'll never be anything more than a wannabe litle inernet bitch! You wouldn't last too days driving a cattle heard and you sure as shite could never rob a train you insignificant piece of shite. Go back to your buddies on the playground and brag about how you stood up to a real train-robber on the internet if you want to but leave the grownup talk to us adults.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
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Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:16 pm to
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You wouldn't last too days


Lulz
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
55560 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:16 pm to
Louisiana rules, here's why:

it's because Louisiana is better. we throw a better party than you, we are more polite than you, we have hotter chicks than you, our food is better than yours, we win hard on the reg and you don't, we have respect for the finer things, we are smarter than you, believe it or not, we're actually much more cultured than you.

news flash flat brimmed Birmingham moron, we've been on tour. we just did it off of our parents money when we were attending college on our parents' dime. now we're all rich, important and play golf and go to the beach with our hot fricking trophey wife while you people tour really nice places like nashville, jackson and atlanta. sorry man, that was soooo 1999 for us. but keep making yourself feel better by telling us we're a bunch of frat spoiled losers. in all reality, you're the loser

i'll think about you on the 18th green over looking the ocean before i go and drink a fricking $15 girly drink and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:26 pm to
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See? You don't know the first fricking thing about horses, they don't even have dicks!! You're really trying too hard to be something you're not. You'll never be anything more than a wannabe litle inernet bitch! You wouldn't last too days driving a cattle heard and you sure as shite could never rob a train you insignificant piece of shite. Go back to your buddies on the playground and brag about how you stood up to a real train-robber on the internet if you want to but leave the grownup talk to us adults.



Listen here you little sawed off piece of cow shite. It's you who wouldn't last one mile on the road with us. First time you saw a ball peen hammer come out when shite gets sideways you'd shite your pants and cry for your fat, ugly mamma. But it would be too late. We'd all see you for the bitch cowboy you are and let the other Club have you as a trophy because you're not worthy of riding with real men. You'd be smart to stay out there in the middle of nowhere with the cows and your fellow butt rangers, pussy.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:27 pm to
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and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.


Just know you'll be tasting my jizz when you do.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47590 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

and lick my fake titted wives a-hole.


Just know you'll be tasting my jizz when you do.


Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70025 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:31 pm to
I must say I have enjoyed this.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:32 pm to
quote:

quote:
You wouldn't last too days



Lulz



Wait, the part where I said that horses don't have penises was fine but using "too" needs to be corrected? I think my point may have been two subtle.

Edited for "to" correction.
This post was edited on 12/12/14 at 12:34 pm
Posted by SnoopALoop
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Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:33 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64427 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:33 pm to
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I must say I have enjoyed this


Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:34 pm to
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH




Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
84989 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:39 pm to
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Your fricking face is trashy as hell. Little shits like you come on this internet and try to act all billy bad arse likeyou got some shite to back up all that talk but youd on't hhave nothing and that's why you'll always be in your grandma's attic jerking off and trying to put down real life badasses like me and my brothers in my train-robbing game. I'll fricking fight you right now you little shite. You don't know shite about trains or life. frick you, you pathetic piece of shite.

Dibs on this as my sig?
Posted by link
Member since Feb 2009
19867 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:47 pm to
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I've never heard of a horseless carriage being referred to as an "automobile". Link?
nah me either
Posted by BayouBunny
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2013
113 posts
Posted on 12/12/14 at 12:55 pm to
Why do they call planes "airplanes"? Are they "landplanes" until they takeoff?
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