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re: Why do some people take 40 minutes on the toilet?

Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:32 am to
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154079 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:32 am to
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When I briefly worked outside sales, I had an internal inventory of which public places had the best shitting environs.
Didn't everybody do this at LSU?

Apparently Middleton is known for queers and glory holes now, but in my day the 4th floor was a reasonably clean shitter
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Hotel lobbies were the best. Grocery stores were second.
Hotel lobbies, absolutely.

But I've seen some very, yes, shitty grocery toilets.
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
54843 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:33 am to
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 never understand why someone wants to sit on a toilet and smell their own shite for 30 minutes, especially a public toilet.


THIS!
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
13661 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:38 am to
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I'll never understand why someone wants to sit on a toilet and smell their own shite for 30 minutes, especially a public toilet.



Baw, it's called a courtesy flush.

I flush at least 4-5 times minimum per shite session.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41228 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:43 am to
And Id have to pay $75 more a paycheck for healthcare
Posted by Muff
The dirty south.
Member since Oct 2014
548 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:43 am to
i'm gettin' paid to drop this baw...
Posted by covlatiger
Member since Feb 2006
2411 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:47 am to
Sometimes the kids just don’t want to get in the pool!
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
82704 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 10:54 am to
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40 minutes seems like an exaggeration. I have spent about 20 minutes on the throne, mostly when my kids were younger and I wanted some goddamn peace and quiet on a weekend morning.



I'd rather take a hot bath than sit on a toilet doing nothing.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100370 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:09 am to
5 min shittiing, 20 min porn and jack off, 15 min checking TD
Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6952 posts
Posted on 1/9/20 at 11:11 am to
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Hotel lobbies, absolutely.

But I've seen some very, yes, shitty grocery toilets.


Absolute worst is Lowe’s. Damn neon shirts can destroy a bathroom.
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