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re: Why do rednecks like fireworks so much?
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:14 pm to Pecker
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:14 pm to Pecker
You're saying you have no black cats, Roman candles or screaming meemies? Come on. You don't got no ladyfingers, buzz bottles, snicker bombs... church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippedy-doodas, crap flappers?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... and say you have no whistling bungholes... spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, husker dos , husker don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... or one single whistling kitty-chaser?
You're gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand... and say you have no whistling bungholes... spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, husker dos , husker don'ts. Cherry bombs, nipsy dazers, with or without the scooter stick... or one single whistling kitty-chaser?
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Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:15 pm to TheHarahanian
I just like snakes and sparklers.
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:19 pm to X123F45
The pups like them, too
This post was edited on 6/28/18 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:19 pm to whoisnickdoobs
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I just like snakes and sparklers.
Well that might be your problem, it's not what you like, it's the consumer.
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:23 pm to Pecker
Posted on 6/28/18 at 2:24 pm to Pecker
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They'll spend hundreds (thousands?) of dollars on fireworks
My BIL spends thousands and puts on quite a display at his lake house...nothing redneck about him though
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