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Why can't people just mind their own business?

Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:47 pm
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27965 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:47 pm
Currently traveling and left my house at 9:00 Sunday night. Get on a flight and I order a beer.

Lady next to me tells me that I shouldn't be drinking at 7:30 in the morning. I am polite the first time and tell her that I will take her advice into consideration.

Flight attendant delivers beer and the woman then says I thought you were not going to have that beer. I told her that I may drink a beer every 15 minutes for the duration of the 4 hour flight.

I haven't lost it yet but frick these people. It feels like 5:45 in the afternoon to me. If I feel like a beer I will drink a damm beer.
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
116450 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm to
Well......did you bang her?
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
124898 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm to
You should've poured it on her head
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
15293 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm to
wow, she has balls

Seriously, the last thing i would ever think about doing on a flight, is hassle some one about their beverage choices.

Older lady?
Posted by Woobie
Member since Jan 2017
3366 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm to
Tell her she's the reason you drink.

That and her disturbing BO.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74875 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:48 pm to
This is when I just talk crazy. What business is it of hers if you want to have a drink?
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:50 pm to
Keep drinking!
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:50 pm to
Tell her

I'm not giving you attitude, I just want another drink.
I don't care about the altitude, I just want another drink.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:51 pm to
Cool story bro.

Plane beers are usually skunked. Should have drank liquor.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

shouldn't be drinking at 7:30 in the morning


Should have told her that you can't drink all day if you don't start early in the morning.

Then you should have burped in her face
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197997 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:51 pm to
quote:

Lady next to me tells me that I shouldn't be drinking at 7:30 in the morning. I am polite the first time and tell her that I will take her advice into consideration.

Flight attendant delivers beer and the woman then says I thought you were not going to have that beer. I told her that I may drink a beer every 15 minutes for the duration of the 4 hour flight.

I haven't lost it yet but frick these people. It feels like 5:45 in the afternoon to me. If I feel like a beer I will drink a damm bee



Owlie- That lady asked us to stop cursing
FRED- WHAT frickING LADY ?
Rummy- That one
FRED- frick HER AND HER KIDS. DRINKING ALL THE GODDAMN WATER AND EATING ALL THE frickING PEANUTS, frick HER IN HER C'UNT
C'dawg- Go Astros
FRED-frick BASEBALL
This post was edited on 3/6/17 at 5:53 pm
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27965 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:51 pm to
Old Hag from New Jersey and had to tell everyone she is a teacher.

Have to turn off the phone now. Will update when I land. If I don't provide an update there was probably an international incident.
Posted by Placebeaux
Bobby Fischer Fan Club President
Member since Jun 2008
51852 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:51 pm to
tell that bitch if she doesnt shut the frick up youre gonna drop the banhammer on that arse
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
15293 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:52 pm to
Good thing she hasn't flown next to my Cousin. He annoys the f out of every flight. He will order beers 2 at a time, and then hit the ding button, just to annoy. And then ding it every f'in time.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:52 pm to
quote:



Have to turn off the phone now. Will update when I land. If I don't provide an update there was probably an international incident.


There's a thing called wifi on airplanes now
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Old Hag from New Jersey

pics?
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
34328 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:54 pm to
quote:

Plane beers are usually skunked. Should have drank liquor.



Learn grammar
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66985 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:56 pm to
quote:

Learn grammar

No
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10388 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:57 pm to
Tell her it's 5 o'clock somewhere.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
197997 posts
Posted on 3/6/17 at 5:57 pm to
quote:

Tell her it's 5 o'clock somewhere.

have you met Fred ?

no way she believes he can tell time
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