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re: Why are large frame sunglasses in style?

Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:00 pm to
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:00 pm to
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I think we all know they're cheap reproductions of what you wear.

They're not. They're cheap reproductions of 19th century eyeglasses.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:08 pm to


Pit Vipers on broads are not a good look.


But you can bet they frick. Might as well have a Marb Light dangling from their lips.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:18 pm to
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Not my fault you have zero taste.
This from the dude who thinks The Weeknd makes good, original music.
Posted by griswold
Member since Oct 2009
4303 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:21 pm to
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Pretty women hide their pretty faces
Or the opposite.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:23 pm to
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women compliment me on my glasses all the time
If a woman compliments a man about his attire or accessories, that means she knows that he is no threat whatsoever to make a move.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:33 pm to
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If a woman compliments a man about his attire or accessories, that means she knows that he is no threat whatsoever to make a move.

Lol. Is that how it works for you in Korkscrew land? "Duh, women always talk to men they're not interested in." You might be right, though, the only woman I hit on is my wife. It's funny how something as simple as a stylish pair of glasses brings out all the mouth breathers.

And The Weeknd show was excellent, thanks for asking.
This post was edited on 9/30/22 at 11:35 pm
Posted by nvasil1
Hellinois
Member since Oct 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:39 pm to
I'm kind of with the OP here. Some of the oversized frames that girls wear look clownish.







Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:50 pm to
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Lol. Is that how it works for you in Korkscrew land? "Duh, women always talk to men they're not interested in."
They say "nice glasses" and then she and her friends walk away giggling about how silly you look.
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You might be right, though, the only woman I hit on is my wife.
Same here, but tell me this... who made the first move, you or your wife?
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It's funny how something as simple as a stylish pair of glasses brings out all the mouth breathers.
You wear them to seek attention just like you posted 14 pairs of obnoxious ones in this thread to seek attention. I'm giving you what you want, why you gotta call me a mouth breather?
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And The Weeknd show was excellent, thanks for asking.
Posted by TexanTiger86
Member since Jun 2020
111 posts
Posted on 9/30/22 at 11:52 pm to
As a woman I wear wayfarers. Seems like a fairly classic style.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
9015 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:04 am to
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Sorry, I am unable to retort. I am distracted by hearing blacks race their Chargers down I-10 right now. And I don’t live close to the Interstate. It’s that loud. Hope they crash, flip, and catch on fire.


You WIN the internet. I thought I was gonna die laughing reading this. I tried to read it out loud 20x and couldn't.
Thanks.

Oh yeah...

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Saint Alfonzo


Your glasses are shite, bro.
This post was edited on 10/1/22 at 12:12 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:09 am to
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They say "nice glasses" and then she and her friends walk away giggling about how silly you look.

Usually it's a woman by herself that approaches me and strikes up a conversation, like the woman in the mall the other day.
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Same here, but tell me this... who made the first move, you or your wife?

She asked me out. Which, once again, just proves that women like to approach me.
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You wear them to seek attention just like you posted 14 pairs of obnoxious ones in this thread to seek attention. I'm giving you what you want, why you gotta call me a mouth breather?

Mostly I wear them to correct my eyesight. If they draw attention, so what? They're cool glasses, and I look good wearing them. I posted seven pairs, not 14. In a thread about eyeglasses, I posted eyeglasses. The horror.
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
9015 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:12 am to
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The horror.


The horror was the EYEGLASSES themselves. They're all terrible. Awful.
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:23 am to
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The horror was the EYEGLASSES themselves. They're all terrible. Awful.

Nah, they're awesome. No one is making you wear them. But you would be a better swashbuckler if only you had some style.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:37 am to
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You WIN the internet. I thought I was gonna die laughing reading this. I tried to read it out loud 20x and couldn't. Thanks.


Happy to help. I win all the time. You should read my other posts. People like to live in fantasy land but I like to slap them with reality in the face. Humor seems to get the point across better.

I see you started a I-10 black AJ Foyt race thread. I’ll grace you with my presence in it.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:44 am to
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Usually it's a woman by herself that approaches me and strikes up a conversation, like the woman in the mall the other day.
OT3?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:53 am to
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OT3?

Older white woman. OT5, being generous. Might have been a seven, ten years ago.
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29103 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:55 am to
I had one in the chamber about how your taste in all things is suspect, but thanks for being honest about that one.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 12:56 am to
You must be mediocre looking and average height at best. You’re obviously insecure wearing these dumbass fashion glasses. Women never hit on me. I’m so handsome, tall, and confident that they are intimidated by me. I’ve asked some women I’m friends with why women don’t approach me and that’s what they say. I guess you need stylish glasses. Whatever works for you, I guess. All I have to do is say “Hi.”
This post was edited on 10/1/22 at 12:58 am
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
30119 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 1:08 am to
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You must be mediocre looking and average height at best. You’re obviously insecure wearing these dumbass fashion glasses.

I'm a decent looking dude but definitely average height. I'm not insecure about glasses, I wear what I like. It's ya'll meatheads having a conniption about them. That speaks to your insecurity.
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Women never hit on me. I’m so handsome, tall, and confident that they are intimidated by me. I’ve asked some women I’m friends with why women don’t approach me and that’s what they say.

Lol, sure buddy. They're just being nice so they don't hurt your feelings. Women aren't going to hit on you because of the knuckle-dragging and the fact that your face looks like a dog's shaved arse.
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I guess you need stylish glasses. Whatever works for you, I guess. All I have to do is say “Hi.”

Yeah, I need them to see. I was real clear about that. Stop scaring women, Groot.
Posted by Realityintheface
Member since May 2022
1784 posts
Posted on 10/1/22 at 1:18 am to
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