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Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:03 pm to rebeloke
Man...it ain't my proudest moment. Let's just say bitches can be conniving. And a man with a hard dick will go places a man with a loaded gun will not.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:04 pm to fr33manator
quote:I got 26 more minute... get on with it!
Man...it ain't my proudest moment. Let's just say bitches can be conniving.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:06 pm to Dick Leverage
Well...shite.
Okay.
Sigh...and I know I'm a piece of shite.
So about 6 weeks after the wedding, she calls me up in tears. (She had a history of late night calls.)
Blubbering, she tells me they had a big fight and were splitting up and getting a divorce. No surprise there. Wanted to know what I was doing. Told her I was drinking at my house, just chilling. I was working all the time then. She wanted to come over.
I told her whatever.
She shows up. Drinks were had. I had candles lit. She takes one and pours the hot wax on her arm. It was kind of hot. Proceeds to continue to do this. She got off on pain.
Decides to take a shower to wash the wax off. Doesn't close the door. Doesn't close the shower curtain. Of course I fricking look.
Come out the shower, completely naked. Lays a towel down. Says "don't take pictures of my face. Pour it on me."
I oblige. Cover her in red wax. Proceed to grudge frick her six ways from Sunday. Just wanton, depraved monkey sex.
Once we were done she got out the damn bible and was talking all sorts of crap (she was a HPC girl). Eventually she left.
Later on I hear that they had "made up."
Okay.
Sigh...and I know I'm a piece of shite.
So about 6 weeks after the wedding, she calls me up in tears. (She had a history of late night calls.)
Blubbering, she tells me they had a big fight and were splitting up and getting a divorce. No surprise there. Wanted to know what I was doing. Told her I was drinking at my house, just chilling. I was working all the time then. She wanted to come over.
I told her whatever.
She shows up. Drinks were had. I had candles lit. She takes one and pours the hot wax on her arm. It was kind of hot. Proceeds to continue to do this. She got off on pain.
Decides to take a shower to wash the wax off. Doesn't close the door. Doesn't close the shower curtain. Of course I fricking look.
Come out the shower, completely naked. Lays a towel down. Says "don't take pictures of my face. Pour it on me."
I oblige. Cover her in red wax. Proceed to grudge frick her six ways from Sunday. Just wanton, depraved monkey sex.
Once we were done she got out the damn bible and was talking all sorts of crap (she was a HPC girl). Eventually she left.
Later on I hear that they had "made up."
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:09 pm to fr33manator
quote:You were doing just fine till this:
and I know I'm a piece of shite.
quote:
(she was a HPC girl
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:10 pm to fr33manator
quote:all that and you don't tell us the scent of the fricking candle ?
Well...shite. Okay. Sigh...and I know I'm a piece of shite. So about 6 weeks after the wedding, she calls me up in tears. (She had a history of late night calls.) Blubbering, she tells me they had a big fight and were splitting up and getting a divorce. No surprise there. Wanted to know what I was doing. Told her I was drinking at my house, just chilling. I was working all the time then. She wanted to come over. I told her whatever. She shows up. Drinks were had. I had candles lit. She takes one and pours the hot wax on her arm. It was kind of hot. Proceeds to continue to do this. She got off on pain. Decides to take a shower to wash the wax off. Doesn't close the door. Doesn't close the shower curtain. Of course I fricking look. Come out the shower, completely naked. Lays a towel down. Says "don't take pictures of my face. Pour it on me." I oblige. Cover her in red wax. Proceed to grudge frick her six ways from Sunday. Just wanton, depraved monkey sex. Once we were done she got out the damn bible and was talking all sorts of crap (she was a HPC girl). Eventually she left. Later on I hear that they had "made up."
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:20 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
all that and you don't tell us the scent of the fricking candle ?
amateur...everyone knows red candles are cranberry or cinnamon. I'm going cinnamon since she was so spicy.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:21 pm to NoHoTiger
I think it was Apple Cinnamon spice.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:23 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Apple Cinnamon spice.
<---- not an amateur.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:24 pm to rebeloke
When your wife has a drinking buddy you have a problem. A whore will always be a whore.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:31 pm to NoHoTiger
quote:could be apple or cinnamon or unscented
everyone knows red candles are cranberry or cinnamon. I'm going cinnamon since she was so spicy.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:44 pm to OWLFAN86
Angel Food cake scent will make you salivate with the quickness. Sounds like fr33 had plenty of that going on already.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:48 pm to G Vice
can you imagine the esteem issues of a woman that uses 33 for sex ?
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:51 pm to OWLFAN86
Talk about. Desperate doesn't even begin to describe it.
I'm ugly enough to curdle milk.
I'm ugly enough to curdle milk.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:51 pm to OWLFAN86
quote:
a HPC girl
Ignorant of the acronym,please help explain.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 5:52 pm to Beachtiger
Healing Place Church.
A very culty church frequented by "repentant" whores.
A very culty church frequented by "repentant" whores.
Posted on 10/28/15 at 6:08 pm to fr33manator
quote:
Healing Place Church.
A very culty church frequented by "repentant" whores.
Never heard of it. Thanks
Posted on 10/28/15 at 6:18 pm to fr33manator
Define repentance
Posted on 10/28/15 at 6:26 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Define repentance
sorry i got caught...next time i'll be sneakier
Posted on 10/28/15 at 6:26 pm to rebeloke
quote:
Why are guys not able to see a cheater? by rebeloke
Define repentance
Repentant after they get busted or feel bad, basically.
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