Who would you cast to play yourself in a movie autobiography?

Brad Pitt

That poster’s bitchy, uptight snowflake girlfriend just so she would have to start all those babe threads objectifying the frick out of women and she’d have to pretend she likes it.

Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, M Mcauhnehey, or Christian Bale....take your pick.

I get a ton of “did you know you look like Adam Scott” comments in public. So probably him

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Robert Downey Jr minus his redemption arc

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solid

Corey Feldman

Elvis

Jamie Farr

Many years ago (late 80s) when I was a young lawyer I had a law clerk do some work for me on the issue of thermography for a trial I had coming up in the US District Court in DC. On the first day we were scheduled to argue my motion in limine on the admissibility of plaintiff’s thermography evidence. I invited the law clerk to attend the hearing because of all the work he had done.

When I got back to the office after the first day of trial the law clerk had created, and left on my desk, a “Play Bill” for the movie he saw in the courtroom that day which he entitled, “Those Damn Thermograms”. He listed the actors playing my opponents, the judge, the witnesses, the US Marshall in the courtroom, etc.

I was being played by Bill Murray. I considered it a compliment.

I want to party with you, cowboy.