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Who is Miracle Whip marketed towards?

Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:56 am
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178354 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:56 am
It tastes like mayonnaise that's been left out on the counter for a few days.

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Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:56 am to
All I know is it’s disgusting.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94726 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:56 am to
same people who buy margarine.
Posted by Privateer 2007
Member since Jan 2020
7951 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:57 am to
The same type of people who put ranch on everything
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:57 am to
It's the gay cousin of mayonnaise
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:57 am to
It's not as bad as Duke's.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
11347 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:58 am to
Same people that weigh 300 pounds and drink Diet Coke and think they are dieting
Posted by GreyWhiskers
St. Tammany
Member since Nov 2018
913 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 11:59 am to
Not me, because I absolutely hate the stuff.
Posted by geauxtigers810
baton rouge
Member since Jun 2004
588 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:00 pm to
That’s offensive to mayo left on the counter
Posted by LoneStar23
USA
Member since Aug 2019
5837 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68609 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

Who is Miracle Whip marketed towards?

Yankees
Posted by HarryBalzack
Member since Oct 2012
16369 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:04 pm to
My dad always told me it was for black folks and rednecks.
Posted by redneck hippie
Oklahoma
Member since Dec 2008
6471 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:05 pm to
it's salad dressing
Posted by GoAwayImBaitn
On an island in the marsh
Member since Jul 2018
3007 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:06 pm to
It's like they put sugar in the mayonnaise and something else I quite can't put my finger on. It's complete shite
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69576 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:06 pm to
I don’t know but I love cool (q)whip. I could eat an entire tub in one sitting.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4341 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

It's not as bad as Duke's.


As a personal rule I never downvote anyone but damn this statement is testing my will!!!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178354 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:10 pm to
quote:

As a personal rule I never downvote anyone but damn this statement is testing my will!!!


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Posted by MountainTiger
The foot of Mt. Belzoni
Member since Dec 2008
14974 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

Who is Miracle Whip marketed towards?

People without tastebuds.
Posted by Puffoluffagus
Savannah, GA
Member since Feb 2009
6504 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:13 pm to
My family was nothing but miracle whip eaters growing up. I still have some love for it deep down. I never knew that it WASN'T mayo until I was older.

My wife has banished Miracle whip from the household, probably for good reason.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
17633 posts
Posted on 3/5/20 at 12:13 pm to
Can't go wrong with Blue Plate. And I agree, Miracle Whip is nasty
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