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re: While I was drinking Glenlivet 18 last night, I realized something peculiar

Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:36 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:36 am to
quote:

Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that directions are arbitrary and the earth is actually spherical instead of flat?



Considering that most OT'ers are dumb enough to prescribe to the Flat Earth theory...yes.
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:37 am to
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You're an idiot. No one goes to a bar and says, "I'd like The Glenlivet 18."

Damn son...you're stupid.
This isn't a bar and you're not ordering a drink. Are you actually debating the name of the Scotch? You took the time to type "18", throw in "The" while you're there....asshat.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:38 am to
quote:

This isn't a bar and you're not ordering a drink. Are you actually debating the name of the Scotch? You took the time to type "18", throw in "The" while you're there....asshat.



I adamantly refuse to be as stupid as you.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:39 am to
htownjeep

I bet you're one of those douchebags who (in conversation) refers to Ohio State as The Ohio State.

Yup...you're one of those people.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:43 am to
College Geology question time: One is an active margin and the other is a passive margin.


Which is which?

How do you know?
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 9:44 am
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7832 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:48 am to
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College Geology question time: One is an active margin and the other is a passive margin.


Which is which?

How do you know?
West Coast is active and the East is passive. How do I know? Because I paid attention in school and not an asshat like the OP. Or do you mean what proof do I have?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:50 am to
One is on the leading edge of the continent where one plate is crashing into an oceanic plate, and the other isn't.

Flat land versus upheaval
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:51 am to
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One is on the leading edge of the continent where one plate is crashing into an oceanic plate, and the other isn't.

Flat land versus upheaval


Yes.

Congratulations.


You get a B+ for that answer though.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 9:54 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 9:54 am to
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9939 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:03 am to
The land here is so flat we think a rice levee is an upheaval, unless we are drinking glenlivet
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:05 am to
quote:

The land here is so flat we think a rice levee is an upheaval





quote:

unless we are drinking glenlivet



All about perpective, bruh.
Posted by StickyFingaz
Austin
Member since May 2013
13511 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:11 am to
This is fricking awesome

Only rebuttal is it's based off a flat map
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:21 am to
Whole Foods had a sale on Early Times?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:22 am to
quote:

This is fricking awesome


You're one of four.


quote:

Only rebuttal is it's based off a flat map


If you think in terms of a globe...if you boarded a plane heading due east and your destination was "the furthest coast from your location", where would your plane land?
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:25 am to
High ground can be a strip of mud sticking 6" out of the water....even below sea level
Posted by High Life
Member since Dec 2014
3827 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:30 am to
im about to wipe my arse with the furthest toilet paper to my east. Actually I think it's north. What's your point
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:42 am to
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What's your point



What's yours...?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69243 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:43 am to
But how many miles per gallon do you get?
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74661 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:53 am to
quote:

If you're a United States citizen and you depart east for the furthest coast to your east...that coast will be the west coast of North or South America. If you are flying due east on a straight path, the furthest coast you'll come to is the West Coast of the United States of America.



But what if you're not a US citizen?
Posted by Rockbrc
Attic
Member since Nov 2015
9939 posts
Posted on 12/7/15 at 10:56 am to
One gallon of glenlivet and you're orbital. It should be measured in light years per gallon, not miles per gallon.
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