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Which U.S. State would you choose to surrender to our nation's worst people?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:15 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:15 am
Imagine being able to quarantine our nation's most violent criminals, gangs, hate groups, terrorists, sex offenders, and corrupt businessmen within the borders of one state. They cannot leave the state (a giant wall traps them inside) but they are allowed to do whatever they please within its borders. Basically, its total anarchy and the fate of the state is left to the criminals that we deposit within it.
Before creating this "prison state," we'd be tasked with relocating noncriminal residents, who will be allowed to choose anywhere in the U.S. to live.
The rest of America can also never visit the prison state again. Don't choose a fun vacation spot!
What state would you nominate as the American prison state?
My nomination is Nevada. I don't care about Vegas, so it's no loss to me to see it go! I like the idea of a bunch of evil bastards not being able to do anything with the brown desert that is the state of Nevada. Very quickly they will run out of food and they will have trouble accessing water from the beginning. Can you imagine the brawls to claim a sliver of the Colorado River and Lake Tahoe?
*yes, this idea is inspired by a 1990s George Carlin skit.
Before creating this "prison state," we'd be tasked with relocating noncriminal residents, who will be allowed to choose anywhere in the U.S. to live.
The rest of America can also never visit the prison state again. Don't choose a fun vacation spot!
What state would you nominate as the American prison state?
My nomination is Nevada. I don't care about Vegas, so it's no loss to me to see it go! I like the idea of a bunch of evil bastards not being able to do anything with the brown desert that is the state of Nevada. Very quickly they will run out of food and they will have trouble accessing water from the beginning. Can you imagine the brawls to claim a sliver of the Colorado River and Lake Tahoe?
*yes, this idea is inspired by a 1990s George Carlin skit.
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Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:16 am to starkvingrad
DC wants to be a state, they can have them.
Of course, they already have at least 435 of them.
Of course, they already have at least 435 of them.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:17 am to starkvingrad
Indiana. Nothing there I care about seeing.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:20 am to Jim Rockford
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Indiana. Nothing there I care about seeing.
Indianapolis, South Bend, and Lake Michigan are all good enough reasons to think about somewhere like South Dakota or Nebraska instead.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:22 am to Jim Rockford
D.C. would be interesting to think about because of its small size- but to be technical, it is not a state today so you will have to choose again!
I'd be o.k. with surrending Indiana, though some part of our country's agricultural output would be hurt. It's not very big so we could adjust.
I'd be o.k. with surrending Indiana, though some part of our country's agricultural output would be hurt. It's not very big so we could adjust.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:23 am to starkvingrad
Oklahoma.
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 12:23 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:23 am to starkvingrad
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Imagine being able to quarantine our nation's most violent criminals, gangs, hate groups, terrorists, sex offenders, and corrupt businessmen within the borders of one state. They cannot leave the state (a giant wall traps them inside) but they are allowed to do whatever they please within its borders. Basically, its total anarchy and the fate of the state is left to the criminals that we deposit within it.
This sounds like Louisiana right now
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:24 am to saturday
Nebraska. shite state.
Move the College World Series to Williamsport.
Move the College World Series to Williamsport.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:24 am to saturday
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:25 am to starkvingrad
Build a wall around Seattle to the north down to Portland in the South.
1/2 of the worst are already there. That would cut down on logistics.
1/2 of the worst are already there. That would cut down on logistics.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:25 am to starkvingrad
You could save yourself a ton of money moving people if you use Illinois because you wouldn’t have to transfer people out of Chicago. And Illinois has nothing else to offer outside of Chicago, which is failing miserably.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:25 am to Rebel
Oregon is a beautiful state, some of the people there unfortunately not so much
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:28 am to starkvingrad
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Which U.S. State would you choose to surrender to our nation's worst people?
Didn't we kinda already do that with Florida?
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:30 am to BregmansWheelbarrow
Illinois sucks so bad. Outside Chicago- which is a cool city- there is nothing there to see. It is a one trick pony state.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:31 am to LSUGrad9295
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Didn't we kinda already do that with Florida?
They split it among Florida, Louisiana, Texas and California
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:32 am to BregmansWheelbarrow
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And Illinois has nothing else to offer outside of Chicago, which is failing miserably.
Lol the rest of the state sees it the other way around.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:39 am to starkvingrad
Ohio or West Virginia.
This post was edited on 7/20/21 at 12:43 am
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:40 am to starkvingrad
Washington or Maine.
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:41 am to teke184
Connecticut
Posted on 7/20/21 at 12:41 am to starkvingrad
Something small and easily contained. Also a lower population state so less liberal whackadoos get relocated. Plus a state that's no great loss for tourism. Off the top of my head, how about Rhode Island?
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