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Which one of you got gas at Race Trac in Denham today?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:38 pm
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:38 pm
Pulled up to a Race Track to get gas. After a few seconds I notice a puddle forming around and under the truck one pump over.
DUDE IS PISSING NEXT TO HIS TRUCK WHILE PUMPING GAS!
EVERY pump has someone at it, the parking lot is full of people jockeying for a pump.
And there is NO mistake that's what he was doing. I can clearly see the hose from the pump in the tank, he is a good 1-2 feet to the side of it and the "stream" is clearly coming from him.
He knew that I knew when he turned around and saw me staring at him, shaking my head.
BUT THEN: Instant Karma! Dickhead drops his wallet in his warm puddle of piss.
I laughed.....LOUD.... and he didn't say shite, just shook off the excess piss, threw the wallet in the truck, jumped in, and sped off.
I hope that wallet soaks his seat and fills his truck with the fetid smell of hot, nasty urine. I hope it smells like a Port-o-John at an LSU tailgate in early September. I hope it smells like Bourbon Street mid Mardi Gras.
a-hole.
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Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:40 pm to madamsquirrel
You should sue the racetrac
You sound traumatized after that wall of text
You sound traumatized after that wall of text
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:40 pm to madamsquirrel
quote:
BUT THEN: Instant Karma! Dickhead drops his wallet in his warm puddle of piss.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:41 pm to madamsquirrel
I'm puzzled at how this affected you
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:42 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:42 pm to madamsquirrel
Holy shite I was there too. I couldn't believe what I was seeing and was wondering if I was the only one seeing this. Especially when he opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:42 pm to madamsquirrel
I did the same thing a couple weeks ago 
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:43 pm to madamsquirrel
I had to go real bad
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:43 pm to madamsquirrel
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:43 pm to madamsquirrel
You should have lit him on fire.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:43 pm to madamsquirrel
Would expect nothing less from a Race Trac in Louisiana. Dude probably has a Confederate flag hanging from his trailer.
This post was edited on 7/31/15 at 9:44 pm
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:44 pm to yellowfin
I am puzzled as to why you would do this. You are steps from a bathroom and public urination or indecency tickets should be enough to deter someone in broad daylight.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:46 pm to madamsquirrel
Pump may have been missing the lock mechanism. Gotta make good use of your time.
Multitask baw.
Multitask baw.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:47 pm to madamsquirrel
That's not cool.
Hey, what theory were you talking about to that cray woman poster the other day?
Hey, what theory were you talking about to that cray woman poster the other day?
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:50 pm to madamsquirrel
Denham has been a punchline for years. Alabama and Florida are jealous.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:52 pm to Bushmaster
I think she is an alter of a former poster.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:52 pm to madamsquirrel
If you go to the name-brand stations you don't see that crap.
Plus, I drive a diesel so it wasn't me.
Plus, I drive a diesel so it wasn't me.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 9:53 pm to madamsquirrel
As I was taking a dump in a trash can, I looked over and saw some poor guy get piss all over his wallet, and some old lady laughing at this guy's misfortune. Couldn't believe what I was seeing
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:00 pm to madamsquirrel
Will urine ignite? Whats the big deal?
If it was so busy, he was helping out by saving time from going inside.
If it was so busy, he was helping out by saving time from going inside.
Posted on 7/31/15 at 10:03 pm to madamsquirrel
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am puzzled as to why you would do this. You are steps from a bathroom and public urination or indecency tickets should be enough to deter someone in broad daylight.
Obviously he was drinking lots of beer and couldnt hold it. He broke the seal 25 miles back up I10 (which is like 2 hours drive time)
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