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Where do we rank Agamemnon in all time douchebags
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:29 pm
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:29 pm
To start things off, his family is officially curesed to “ murder, incest, and treachery,“
He had a trashy home life. His daddy killed his uncle’s children and forced his uncle to eat them.
He claims he’s a god of a hunter and the God of Hunting gets pissed. Tells him he has to kill his daughter if he ever wants to go to Troy. So he kills his own daughter. His wife is pissed
During the Trojan war, he takes a daughter of a priest as a sex slave. This pissed her father off so he asks that she be let go. Agamemnon refuses. The gods curse all the Greeks as punishment. For over a week, a raging plague kills his friends.
Another priest tells him that he has to give his slave back and he st first refuses, then tells Achillies he’s taking his sex slave. Achillies is pissed.
Agamemnon gives a long speech on why he’s better than anyone else.
His wife is still pissed. She starts an affair with his incest born cousin.
When he returns home, his wife and his incest cousin kill him.
He had a trashy home life. His daddy killed his uncle’s children and forced his uncle to eat them.
He claims he’s a god of a hunter and the God of Hunting gets pissed. Tells him he has to kill his daughter if he ever wants to go to Troy. So he kills his own daughter. His wife is pissed
During the Trojan war, he takes a daughter of a priest as a sex slave. This pissed her father off so he asks that she be let go. Agamemnon refuses. The gods curse all the Greeks as punishment. For over a week, a raging plague kills his friends.
Another priest tells him that he has to give his slave back and he st first refuses, then tells Achillies he’s taking his sex slave. Achillies is pissed.
Agamemnon gives a long speech on why he’s better than anyone else.
His wife is still pissed. She starts an affair with his incest born cousin.
When he returns home, his wife and his incest cousin kill him.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:31 pm to athenslife101
Yeah, there’s an Alabama lesson in there somewhere.
Definitely not given a good rap.
Definitely not given a good rap.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:33 pm to athenslife101
That’s an Fr33-type post but he does it at 3:04 A.M.
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:45 pm to Mr Clean
Do you not like me Clean? Did I do something to offend you?
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:47 pm to athenslife101
Oedipus gives him a good run for his money.
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