When you run up a flight of stairs after turning off the light

Every now and then I get freaked out a little in my own house….but then I realize I’m married with two kids and am the sole income provider with a mortgage and shitload of bills.

There’s nothing in the dark that wants any of my shite.

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realize I’m married with two kids and am the sole income provider

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Tell your wife this ain’t Dallas and this ain’t dynasty, this is a two job working family.

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Watching “Mr. nightmare” on YouTube right before bed doesn’t help

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Try reading "The Exorcist" at 2 a.m. in an old house with a stiff wind blowing outside making it creak and groan.

Guaranteed to raise the hairs on the arms and neck.

The plug is definitely true.

I've reached a point in my life where running isn't worth it. You want to sneak up and get me, we fighting. I ain't running for no damn body.

I recently discovered these and they are awesome. They turn on and off based on the light sensor.