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re: When Was The First Time You Were Exposed To "Bad Behavior"?

Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:02 pm to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:02 pm to
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My dad just laughed in my face. My mom found zero humor in it.

My parents divorced when I was 12 or so but I remember my mom finding a Penthouse in my room at around that age. They went in the bedroom to discuss it so I went to the door to listen.

Mom "I can't believe he's doing it this young". Dad "well, at least he isn't gay"
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:03 pm to
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My dad just laughed in my face. My mom found zero humor in it.




Anyone ever found their dads porn collection? I don't think mine had one, but the kids next door to me.. Their dad did. That's when I learned what a french tickler was... Everytime they would look through it, he would have a few of them in there, he had a deck of cards with nude women on them, a few mags and several vcr tapes and I am sure a few other things, but as much as they would go through it when their parents were not home, there is no way he could have not noticed people were going through his shite..
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:04 pm to
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Anyone ever found their dads porn collection? I don't think mine had one, but the kids next door to me.. Their dad did. 

A Nicky Dial VHS tape I got from a friend's dad's collection got me through my early teens
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:07 pm to
Honestly the first time a saw a titty i was maybe 7-8 and at a babysitters that would watch 15-20 kids. One of the other kids my age told me about boobs in Roadhouse so we told her we were going watch some Disney movie in the other room. She didn’t mind. We popped that bad boy in then must have rewinded 30 times to the 2 seconds of boobs in the movie
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35482 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:08 pm to
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Mom "I can't believe he's doing it this young". Dad "well, at least he isn't gay"

My wife and I had this same conversation when my son was that age. My wife wanted to have a damn discussion about it and I wanted no part of it. What's to discus? Guys jerk off. It's what we do.
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:09 pm to
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We popped that bad boy in then must have rewinded 30 times to the 2 seconds of boobs in the movie

I definitely fapped many times to the 2 seconds of boob in Airplane on pause
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63313 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:12 pm to
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Me and my buddy stayed up late and watched Hamburger University when we were about 7-8 yrs old. It was a cheesy national lampoons type movie with a lot of t and a.


I think you mean Hamburger the Motion Picture.

Put those cookies back, muthafricka!
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:12 pm to
I mean at that age and before the internetz, you had to do what you had to do.

Same goes with the old “Real Sex” videos on HBO back in the day. It wasn’t what you really wanted but it was better than your alternative

....I can probably also say that about most of my women
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124168 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:12 pm to
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was probably about 7 when I would listen to my brother's 2 live crew tape when he wasn't home. And probably younger than that I remember he would show me "dirty magazines" and say normal shite teenagers would say "look at her. i bet you never saw tits like this before"


So you were 5 and your 15 year old brother was showing you porn.


You are such a worthless liar. Such a shite person. There is nothing redeeming about you. Even evil men throughout history have had some redeeming quality. Sadaam Hussein probably made a good goat roast or something. Hitler at least could paint, somewhat.

You...you are just a relentless torrent of lies and garbage. Nothing about you is redeeming. You aren’t even a good villain.

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
48519 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:13 pm to
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I think you mean Hamburger the Motion Picture

That's it! they went to Hamburger University to study
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:14 pm to
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.I can probably also say that about most of my women


Quit talking about me like I’m not here!
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:17 pm to
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Quit talking about me like I’m not here!


But you could be.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:17 pm to
Nah


Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:17 pm to
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That's it! they went to Hamburger University to study


Must have gone to BK Hamburger U
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:18 pm to
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Nah


I have a feeling we aren't even in the same city to begin.
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
35482 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:21 pm to
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Same goes with the old “Real Sex” videos on HBO back in the day. It wasn’t what you really wanted but it was better than your alternative

Yep. The episode might be about senior citizen swinger parties but tits are tits you did what you had to do. Built character.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:22 pm to
Nope
Posted by rowbear1922
Lake Chuck, LA
Member since Oct 2008
15166 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:25 pm to
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Yep. The episode might be about senior citizen swinger parties but tits are tits you did what you had to do. Built character.


Made us all WAYYYY more secretive than kids these days. It took some talent to get away with it.
Posted by Nature Boy
Negatiger
Member since Jan 2008
18985 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:28 pm to
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might be my last thread for a month..


And this is the best you could offer?
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136810 posts
Posted on 10/19/18 at 9:30 pm to
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BellaTigre18


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