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re: When taking a #2 just hits you randomly
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:55 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:55 am to tiggerthetooth
Like on the bonne carre spillway in standstill traffic?
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Posted on 8/27/16 at 9:58 am to tiggerthetooth
Shite happens man.
Middle of desert with no cover.
Middle of desert with no cover.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:06 am to LSUsuperfresh
The urge to go is inversely proportional to the distance you are away from a safe shitter.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 10:08 am to tiggerthetooth
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:13 am to MBclass83
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When taking a #2 just hits you randomly
Shite happens man.
Middle of desert with no cover.
Had a buddy on patrol in '06. His TC dropped drawers, leaned up against a J-Barrier in the middle of nowhere and in the middle of his morning glory sniper fire.
He literally shite himself from what I was told.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:22 am to tiggerthetooth
My son had a case of diarrhea in Walmart after spending the morning gutting a house. Another man came in and asked how long he would be. After hearing it would be a minute, the guy squatted on the urinal and took his water crap. He then left--no wipe no flush no nothing
This post was edited on 8/27/16 at 11:23 am
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:22 am to Jim Rockford
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1.5 hour sermon,
You need to find a less long-winded preacher.
No shite that's 30 minutes into the first quarter of a Saints game.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:35 am to 9th life
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Like on the bonne carre spillway in standstill traffic?
How about getting some road side boudin and then attempting the Basin bridge?
After my first time of getting stuck on the bridge, I realized that a 5 gallon bucket, Luggable Loo, TP, and privacy curtain are essential for attempting the crossing. My NOLA friends are Mardi Gras experta and have conninced me of upgrading to a portable camping/RV toilet.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:43 am to AutoYes_Clown
So you pack all that to cross the bridge? Do you have a disease?
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:52 am to tiggerthetooth
1.5 hour sermon? Where the hell do you go to church? I aint going there. Too Long.
And I'll get up to take a dump wherever. Some things gotta give and your nearby seat mates will appreciate not having to witness the accident.
And I'll get up to take a dump wherever. Some things gotta give and your nearby seat mates will appreciate not having to witness the accident.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:54 am to Thunder
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No shite that's 30 minutes into the first quarter of a Saints game.
Well if that aint reason to pray, there isnt one.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:55 am to Peazey
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Never trust a fart.
Farts are like relationships... If you have to force them, they're probably shite.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 11:58 am to tiggerthetooth
Happens to me all the time in the deer stand. Deer hunting usually involves lots of beef jerky and steaks to clog you up juxtaposed with bourbon and coffee. Once the battle royal in your guts ends with coffee as the winner, you better shed gear and find a spot.
A Mardi Gras float is probably one of the worst places to shite. Its usually a bottom of a Porta potty that is sloshing around with hours of other people's shite and piss. Imodium is a must. You pay for it the next day, but it's nessassry.
A Mardi Gras float is probably one of the worst places to shite. Its usually a bottom of a Porta potty that is sloshing around with hours of other people's shite and piss. Imodium is a must. You pay for it the next day, but it's nessassry.
Posted on 8/27/16 at 12:36 pm to tiggerthetooth
I just had subway dropped my kid off at a friend's house and nearly shite my pants on the way home.
I know all about it Baw
I know all about it Baw
Posted on 8/27/16 at 3:39 pm to The Torch
Was once at a parade of homes house when it hit. All toilets had seals over them and signs saying not to use.
Hit the road for home but sensed I would not make it. No public bathrooms were along the route. Saw a portalet at a construction site. Abandoned the car on the side of the road and sprinted. Made it just in time.
Hit the road for home but sensed I would not make it. No public bathrooms were along the route. Saw a portalet at a construction site. Abandoned the car on the side of the road and sprinted. Made it just in time.
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