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re: When is the best time to have sex?

Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:36 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:36 pm to
Middle of the night when I have a raging boner from my unfinished dream and she's magically awake and ready to go. I can count these experiences on one hand and remember every one of them.
Posted by BayouNation
Member since Sep 2008
2009 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:44 pm to
Mornings are the best, utilize that morning wood.
Posted by Honest Tune
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:45 pm to
Right now
Posted by InCaliForNow
Member since Mar 2014
469 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:46 pm to
Whenever your mom wants it.
Posted by PhifeDogg
Stankonia
Member since Mar 2006
6041 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 12:57 pm to
An hour and 15 minutes after taking the molly.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 1:01 pm to
After I give your mom a bump
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
89788 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 1:02 pm to
whisky dick
Posted by Retrograde
TX
Member since Jul 2014
2900 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 1:15 pm to
When she's on her period.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62759 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 1:17 pm to
Nothing says , "I love you" better than sex in the morning.
Posted by chRxis
None of your fricking business
Member since Feb 2008
23595 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Methodist church in the Texas suburbs? Full of hot pussy.

to the rafters, my friend....
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90560 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Nothing like trying to stick it in when you're operating at 70% max and it just flops to and fro.


And you just try to stuff it there somehow to get friction going to help out

The worst is cocaine dick. But if you ever get it up youll last an hour
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
Ms Gulf Coast
Member since Jan 2004
18662 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 2:46 pm to
I had sex the morning
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
8589 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 3:04 pm to
About 4-6 hours after taking a dropper full of peptides.
Posted by 4LSU2
Member since Dec 2009
37319 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 3:19 pm to
Right after she sniffs the rag.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66422 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 4:07 pm to
Morning sex is only the best if each individual has fully bushed their teeth. Otherwise, no bueno.
Posted by Double Down
Mayor of St. George
Member since Dec 2007
6491 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 4:46 pm to
There's no time like the present.
Posted by King
Deep in the backwoods
Member since Sep 2008
18426 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 5:24 pm to
quote:

When is the best time to have sex?


After being up for about 4 days on meth. Get to coming down and smoke a joint.

You will frick like a jack rabbit for hours. Your junk will be harder than you thought possible.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
14401 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

I'm at work 45 minutes after waking up
Go on...
Posted by Stingray
Shreveport
Member since Sep 2007
12420 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 5:59 pm to
Noon after pulling an all nighter working. At that time you will be so tired you won't feel tired, just slightly pained. But the sex is great and you come really hard and go right to deep sleep.

ETA:
quote:

After being up for about 4 days on meth. Get to coming down and smoke a joint. 

Okay, nevermind, someone has me beat.
This post was edited on 8/19/17 at 6:01 pm
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7835 posts
Posted on 8/19/17 at 6:50 pm to
Spring break sex. 6 times a day. You basically have a perma-boner. God I miss college.
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