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What's your strategy to discretely wash your bunghole when showering with an SO?
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:21 pm
Do you employ the ol',"Hey, what's that over there?" while pointing to the other side of the shower?
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:23 pm to shutterspeed
I say, lemme see your hand, and use that to root out the dingleberries.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:23 pm to shutterspeed
Mine ain’t dirty. I wash my face then my sacred aperture last. Then rinse my face. If not clean, then frick you.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:25 pm to shutterspeed
Man, there l are a ton of awful threads out here today.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:26 pm to shutterspeed
My nubile young* Tahitian shower girl adeptly polishes me poop port Bristol clean and then checks back I with me to see if that’s all I need handled.
I highly recommend this scenario.
*28 years old to me is “young”
I highly recommend this scenario.
*28 years old to me is “young”
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:27 pm to shutterspeed
"Don't look over here, I'm peeing"
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:27 pm to shutterspeed
Something is wrong if you have to consult the internet on how to wash your arse.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:28 pm to shutterspeed
We wash each other’s assholes.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:29 pm to JimmyMcGoo
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We wash each other’s assholes.
This is the correct answer.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:31 pm to Rebel
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Something is wrong if you have to consult the internet on how to wash your arse.
No, bruh. How to do it on the slick.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:32 pm to shutterspeed
White people don’t wash their arse. They walk around itching all day.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 4:32 pm to shutterspeed
You gotta let her know you scrubbed it clean if you want your salad tossed later.
Posted on 5/14/23 at 5:40 pm to shutterspeed
Grab her hair and use her face
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