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Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:58 pm to finchmeister08
Are you sitting on the F5 key?
Cuz that arse is refreshing.
Cuz that arse is refreshing.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:59 pm to finchmeister08
All pick up line success rates directly correlated to how good looking you Are.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:00 pm to finchmeister08
It ain't gonna suck itself.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:02 pm to Bestbank Tiger
I've used "Sex?". Got a date out of it but me and the chick could not have been any more different. We went our separate ways before making it past appetizers and never spoke again 
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:03 pm to Sampson
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Roses are red rattlesnakes bite lets go on a tinder date tonight ;)
This explains all your desperate post..
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:05 pm to finchmeister08
Does your poop-hole look like a balloon knot too?
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:07 pm to finchmeister08
Me: Hey (name of girl) I got locked out of my email and i was hoping you could help me?
Girl: how?
Me: I'm answering my security question and it says what is (name of girls) number?
Girl: panties get moist and number is provided.
I know it sounds cheesy but this shite never fails to work
Girl: how?
Me: I'm answering my security question and it says what is (name of girls) number?
Girl: panties get moist and number is provided.
I know it sounds cheesy but this shite never fails to work
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:11 pm to finchmeister08
Do you have herpes? Me too. You can't get it twice.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:12 pm to Bestbank Tiger
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Imma take a wild guess and say this line is gold on Tinder and not so much on other sites.
What I find funny, is that if a gal thinks that is to forward or too crass, you can always respond with, "well you are on tinder".
Let's not act like any girl on tinder is looking for long walks on the beach here.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:12 pm to finchmeister08
A screenshot of my P&L statement usually does the trick. It also tends to weed out the more sophisticated fricks from the less sophisticated.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:13 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:17 pm to Tactical1
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What I find funny, is that if a gal thinks that is to forward or too crass, you can always respond with, "well you are on tinder".
Let's not act like any girl on tinder is looking for long walks on the beach here.
Yeah, from what I hear about Tinder, swipe right is basically saying "wanna screw?"
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:17 pm to Corch Urban Myers
What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:20 pm to finchmeister08
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What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.
this is literally 95% of the women on there
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:39 pm to finchmeister08
You'll be the one bringing coffee back in the morning.
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:41 pm to Brosef Stalin
Since it's October now, I ask if they have had their breasts examined, if not, I offer to examine them for free.


This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:42 pm to finchmeister08
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What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.
It's the less sophisticated ones I'm looking for.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:10 am to finchmeister08
This is a little off topic, but this is advice that your no game arse will want during your next step.
Pull it out. I'm serious. If you ever can't figure out how to close, just pull it out. The damn thing has the same superpowers as a swinging watch and a magnet.
Just do it...it'll work until it doesnt.
Pull it out. I'm serious. If you ever can't figure out how to close, just pull it out. The damn thing has the same superpowers as a swinging watch and a magnet.
Just do it...it'll work until it doesnt.
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:06 am to finchmeister08
Seems like only Indians use POF.
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