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re: What's your go-to-line for hook ups on Tinder/PoF?

Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
80837 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:58 pm to
quote:


Wanna frick?

It works more often than it doesn't.


Imma take a wild guess and say this line is gold on Tinder and not so much on other sites.
Posted by chillygentilly
70122
Member since Aug 2012
2640 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:58 pm to
Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Cuz that arse is refreshing.
Posted by LesMiles BFF
Lafayette
Member since May 2014
5101 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 8:59 pm to
All pick up line success rates directly correlated to how good looking you Are.
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
15271 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:00 pm to
It ain't gonna suck itself.
Posted by HippieTiger
Boulder, CO
Member since Oct 2015
2197 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:02 pm to
I've used "Sex?". Got a date out of it but me and the chick could not have been any more different. We went our separate ways before making it past appetizers and never spoke again
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
40491 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:03 pm to
quote:

Roses are red rattlesnakes bite lets go on a tinder date tonight ;)



This explains all your desperate post..
Posted by LigerFan
Member since Jan 2014
2852 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:05 pm to
Does your poop-hole look like a balloon knot too?
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11786 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:07 pm to
Me: Hey (name of girl) I got locked out of my email and i was hoping you could help me?

Girl: how?

Me: I'm answering my security question and it says what is (name of girls) number?

Girl: panties get moist and number is provided.

I know it sounds cheesy but this shite never fails to work
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:08 pm
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:11 pm to
Do you have herpes? Me too. You can't get it twice.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27167 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:12 pm to
quote:


Imma take a wild guess and say this line is gold on Tinder and not so much on other sites.



What I find funny, is that if a gal thinks that is to forward or too crass, you can always respond with, "well you are on tinder".

Let's not act like any girl on tinder is looking for long walks on the beach here.
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:12 pm to
A screenshot of my P&L statement usually does the trick. It also tends to weed out the more sophisticated fricks from the less sophisticated.
This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:13 pm
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80837 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:17 pm to
quote:


What I find funny, is that if a gal thinks that is to forward or too crass, you can always respond with, "well you are on tinder".

Let's not act like any girl on tinder is looking for long walks on the beach here.


Yeah, from what I hear about Tinder, swipe right is basically saying "wanna screw?"
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40134 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:17 pm to
What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42270 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:20 pm to
quote:

What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.

this is literally 95% of the women on there
Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
5731 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:39 pm to
You'll be the one bringing coffee back in the morning.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:41 pm to
Since it's October now, I ask if they have had their breasts examined, if not, I offer to examine them for free.




This post was edited on 10/14/15 at 9:42 pm
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
Columbus, OH
Member since Jul 2009
5993 posts
Posted on 10/14/15 at 9:42 pm to
quote:

What I find funny are the girls that say they're not looking for that kind of stuff.


It's the less sophisticated ones I'm looking for.
Posted by TSLG
Member since Mar 2014
6724 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:10 am to
This is a little off topic, but this is advice that your no game arse will want during your next step.

Pull it out. I'm serious. If you ever can't figure out how to close, just pull it out. The damn thing has the same superpowers as a swinging watch and a magnet.

Just do it...it'll work until it doesnt.

Posted by LSU-MNCBABY
Knightsgate
Member since Jan 2004
25291 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 7:47 am to


TSLG took it out Jerry.

Posted by torrey225
Member since Mar 2015
1437 posts
Posted on 10/15/15 at 8:06 am to
Seems like only Indians use POF.
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