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What's the Weirdest Thing you Want for Christmas?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:12 am
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:12 am
All you baws know you got some strange kinks, so what's that one thing you're asking for that you'd rather not talk about.
Mine is a refill of my Monistat stash!!!
Full admission, the old lady (pics on Only Fans, shite ain't free you cheap bastards) said she had heard about some amazing chaffing gel from some ladies with frick trophies in the toaster oven and brought it home. When that shite said Monistat on it, I balked for a while out of sheer bawdom, and just tucked it away in a drawer.
However, one night after the ol' ball sack got too sweaty and did some grinding down below, I was desperate and broke out the aforementioned cream. Let me tell you baws it was like chaffing fairy visited my crotch overnight. The next morning everything down there was fresh and new and all the pain was gone. That morning a new love with my effeminate chaffing product was born!
All that said, need Santa to fill the ol stocking with a fresh stash of Monistat Chaffing Relief Powder Gel.
Mine is a refill of my Monistat stash!!!
Full admission, the old lady (pics on Only Fans, shite ain't free you cheap bastards) said she had heard about some amazing chaffing gel from some ladies with frick trophies in the toaster oven and brought it home. When that shite said Monistat on it, I balked for a while out of sheer bawdom, and just tucked it away in a drawer.
However, one night after the ol' ball sack got too sweaty and did some grinding down below, I was desperate and broke out the aforementioned cream. Let me tell you baws it was like chaffing fairy visited my crotch overnight. The next morning everything down there was fresh and new and all the pain was gone. That morning a new love with my effeminate chaffing product was born!
All that said, need Santa to fill the ol stocking with a fresh stash of Monistat Chaffing Relief Powder Gel.
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 9:14 am
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Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:15 am to adamau
quote:A low yield, tactical, thermonuclear warhead...
What's the Weirdest Thing you Want for Christmas?
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:15 am to adamau
I’ve requested a leopard though im emotionally prepared to settle for an ocelot
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:16 am to LSURussian
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A low yield, tactical, thermonuclear warhead...
Sounds like you're ready for negotiations.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:17 am to S
quote:
I’ve requested a leopard though im emotionally prepared to settle for an ocelot
A leopard is kind of an ocelot to ask for
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:18 am to adamau
a time machine
I want to go back in time and f Kim, who was DTF but I was trying to impress her with my being a gentleman. I thought she was very straight laced.
She was way out of my league and then her family moved away. We had both just graduated from h.s.
I want to go back in time and f Kim, who was DTF but I was trying to impress her with my being a gentleman. I thought she was very straight laced.
She was way out of my league and then her family moved away. We had both just graduated from h.s.
This post was edited on 12/15/23 at 9:33 am
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:20 am to adamau
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur and a football helmet filled with cottage cheese.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:28 am to adamau
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. Only a hippopotamus will do. I don't want a doll, no dinky Tinkertoy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy.
:Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:37 am to 82fumanchu
quote:Nudes on reddit...
Naked pictures of Bea Arthur
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:39 am to LSURussian
I got an Eley hose reel last year and have zero regrets. Love that thing.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:39 am to S
quote:
I’ve requested a leopard though im emotionally prepared to settle for an ocelot
Named Babou, naturally
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:40 am to adamau
I always ask for boot socks and sex. I usually don't get either.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:42 am to adamau
A new 80v string trimmer
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:42 am to adamau
Vicki Li
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:46 am to adamau
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need Santa to fill the ol stocking with a fresh stash of Monistat Chaffing Relief Powder Gel.
If you eat a little bit a day, it will not only help with the chafing but clear up that yeast infection.
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:47 am to adamau
To get drunk and let my wife talk me into a prostate milking Christmas eve night. Always heard they are great!
Posted on 12/15/23 at 9:50 am to adamau
pygmy marmoset
Posted on 12/15/23 at 10:21 am to S
quote:
im emotionally prepared to settle for an ocelot
Would you be upset if you ended up with an ocelittle?
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