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What's something yo momma told you?
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:48 pm
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:48 pm
My momma said there'd be days like this, you're better than this and lastly, I'm gonna slap that smile off yo face...
What did yo momma say?
What did yo momma say?
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Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:49 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:49 pm to rebeloke
Don't talk to rebelokes
frick
frick
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:49 pm to rebeloke
I will not be the one to say "momma said knock you out."
Not gonna do it.
Not gonna do it.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:50 pm to rebeloke
Yours did tell me not to come.
This post was edited on 9/30/16 at 10:51 pm
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:51 pm to rebeloke
Not my momma, but my high school girlfriend believed that if you swallowed gum it stayed in your stomach for 7 years, and she was the salutatorian of her class and a high powered ad exec in Chicago now. 
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:51 pm to rebeloke
Momma said life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm to rebeloke
Don't grow up to be like your Dad
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm to DoUrden
Dat alligators was ornery because dey gots all dem teeth and no toothbrush
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm to rebeloke
If you're hungry, eat.
If you're sleepy, sleep.
And if you can see her tits from behind, marry her.
If you're sleepy, sleep.
And if you can see her tits from behind, marry her.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm to rebeloke
"Is this where you wanna be when Jesus comes back?" 
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:52 pm to DoUrden
quote:
Not my momma, but my high school girlfriend believed that if you swallowed gum it stayed in your stomach for 7 years,
There are a shite ton of people that said that. My grandma said the same thing.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:53 pm to rebeloke
Not to read rebeloke threads 
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:53 pm to rebeloke
Also, be a simple kind of man.
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:54 pm to rebeloke
Some day imma grow up big, and imma be a king
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:57 pm to rebeloke
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:58 pm to Kafka
Your mom red you credits?
lol
lol
Posted on 9/30/16 at 10:58 pm to rebeloke
"Don't take your guns to town"
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