re: What&#39;s something insignificant you do that annoys your wife?

Posted by Eyebesmacinhose

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:50 pm to Ingeniero

Spur her coming in the chute

Posted by tgrbaitn08

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:52 pm to GreenRockTiger

Another thing I do that annoys the shite out of her is rearrange the dishes in the dishwasher after she loads it.

Or she hates when I wash clothes. Apparently you’re supposed to separate the colors and only wash certain types of clothes together.

You can’t just throw jeans, tshirts, socks and underwear all in the same load.

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Posted by DemonKA3268

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:53 pm to tgrbaitn08

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Another thing I do that annoys the shite out of her is rearrange the dishes in the dishwasher after she loads it.

Or she hates when I wash clothes. Apparently you’re supposed to separate the colors and only wash certain types of clothes together.

You can’t just throw jeans, tshirts, socks and underwear all in the same load.

Ain’t that the truth

Posted by go_tigres

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:53 pm to LewDawg

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How come people don’t warn you about your wife’s hair when you get married? Like, I’ve had her hair end up in the most random places. I literally pulled a hair out of my a-hole the other day when I was about to take a shower. How did that even happen? I don’t understand.

I have my wife and three daughters hair to contend with. Inevitably, I’ll find a piece on the bottom of my shorts about midday after it’s been just barely touching my leg hair driving me up the wall for hours.

The best is the random piece in my beard that I can’t find. I know it’s there, just can’t locate the damn thing. Happened to me in the grocery the other day. Pretty sure folks thought I had some odd affliction because I kept rubbing and grabbing at,y face.

Posted by go_tigres

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:53 pm to Ingeniero

I whistle/hum incessantly. Just barely audible but it drives her up the wall.

Posted by tgrbaitn08

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:57 pm to LewDawg

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I literally pulled a hair out of my a-hole the other day when I was about to take a shower. How did that even happen? I don’t understand.

She put it in your food.

She’s trying to kill you one piece of hair at a time

Posted by boxcarbarney

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:57 pm to Ingeniero

She hates it when I fall asleep before her. It doesn't happen often, because my wife can fall asleep mid-sentence.

But when I do, she'll shake me awake. And its fricking annoying.

Posted by t00f

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:58 pm to Ingeniero

Sex

Posted by SpotCheckBilly

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:59 pm to boxcarbarney

Point out how she could elevate her sammich-making skills.

Posted by GreenRockTiger

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 1:59 pm to tgrbaitn08

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Or she hates when I wash clothes. Apparently you’re supposed to separate the colors and only wash certain types of clothes together.

You can’t just throw jeans, tshirts, socks and underwear all in the same load.

Interesting. I don’t separate clothes anymore. I do separate delicate stuff from regular things.

The only thing my husband does that annoys me is when he puts the cups/glasses away he puts them upside down. I don’t fuss about it anymore though, I just put them right side up.

I’m sure his list of what I do that annoys him is longer

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Posted by lshuge

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:00 pm to Ingeniero

frick her sister

Posted by LewDawg

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:00 pm to go_tigres

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Inevitably, I’ll find a piece on the bottom of my shorts about midday after it’s been just barely touching my leg hair driving me up the wall for hours.

Holy shite that’s it. I can only find it if I angle my legs just right and have the right lighting. But I take a step, it touches my leg and basically ruins my day

Posted by OWLFAN86

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:02 pm to t00f

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t00f

she's never complained to me

Posted by thelawnwranglers

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:03 pm to Ingeniero

Breathe

Posted by theantiquetiger

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:07 pm to Ingeniero

Buy shite at garage sales

Posted by tgrbaitn08

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Posted on 5/2/21 at 2:07 pm to GreenRockTiger

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The only thing my husband does that annoys me is when he puts the cups/glasses away he puts them upside down. I don’t fuss about it anymore though, I just put them right side up.

Cups and glasses are supposed to go upside down