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Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:12 pm to Byrdybyrd05
This one is easy for me.
Had sex in a dumpster. Now it was a a clean unused dumpster, and this was during week 6 of basic training, so there's that. But yeah, we got in that dumpster and fricked like rabbits. Until the lid popped open and two drill instructors practically killed us .
That sex cost me an extra 2500 pushups on top of all other exercise at basic training.
It was worth it.
Had sex in a dumpster. Now it was a a clean unused dumpster, and this was during week 6 of basic training, so there's that. But yeah, we got in that dumpster and fricked like rabbits. Until the lid popped open and two drill instructors practically killed us .
That sex cost me an extra 2500 pushups on top of all other exercise at basic training.
It was worth it.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:13 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Had sex in a dumpster. Now it was a a clean unused dumpster, and this was during week 6 of basic training, so there's that. But yeah, we got in that dumpster and fricked like rabbits. Until the lid popped open and two drill instructors practically killed us
Sex in an empty, metal dumpster. How on earth did they hear you?
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:13 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I bought $40 worth of film from Fotomat - didn't even own a camera...
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:15 pm to sicboy
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Sex in an empty, metal dumpster. How on earth did they hear you?
Apparently they didn't prescribe to "if the dumpster is a rockin, don't come a knockin"
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:16 pm to HeyHeyHogsAllTheWay
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Had sex in a dumpster.
quote:You couldn’t wait for Week 8 when Basic is co-ed?
during week 6 of basic training
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:21 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Moved.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:25 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Traded my truck for a car so her kids would have room. I was such a dumbass
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:25 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Downed a full cup of tequila and then ran through the ghetto by myself at 2AM on the outskirts of the resort I was staying at on a spring break trip in the Bahamas. There's a lot more details and shame I won't get into, but I cringe thinking back on how dumb it was.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:29 pm to soccerfüt
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You couldn’t wait for Week 8 when Basic is co-ed?
In 1988 basic was never coed. There were male companies, and female companies. We did have one female DI, but no recruits.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:29 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Went in to debt over a ring
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:29 pm to Jim Rockford
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I almost showed up at a wedding to register my objection. Thank FSM I didn't.
I've always wanted to run into a random wedding yelling, "Iiiiiiiii ooobjeeeeect!!!!! Oh shite, wrong wedding." Then just run out.
I full well know I'll never be drunk enough to actually attempt it.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:36 pm to LSUZombie
ditto wife #1
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:42 pm to LATECHgradLSUfan
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Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
I let a girl clean my ear with a q-tip. She punctured my eardrum.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:46 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Blew her off at a party
Now she is trying to block my Supreme Court nomination
Now she is trying to block my Supreme Court nomination
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:50 pm to Byrdybyrd05
Car surfing. Fell off and fractured my damn ankle. Still live with that memory.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:51 pm to Datfish
This is the winner. You can stop the thread.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:51 pm to TheDude
Was talking to a woman that I was trying to date on the phone at around 11:00 at night. I was buzzed, she was almost black out drunk. She said she wanted to see me, so I got in the truck to drive 7 hours to her place. About an hour out from her place she answers a text from me asking for directions in her town. She didn't even remember telling me to come. I grabbed a hotel room around 5:00 AM. Not sure how I was even awake. Ended up going to her house around noon.
Posted on 9/27/18 at 2:58 pm to kingbob
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Miss watching a Saints playoff game for a “co-ed” baby shower
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Eat little Caesars pizza when she knows I’m lactose intolerant
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Miss half of a saints playoff game to visit Hobby Lobby
Should I just ask you to mail in your man card, or do I need to come and pull it myself?
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