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re: What is the female equivalent to a dude being bald

Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:28 am to
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:28 am to
Saggy breasts. Women seem to age faster than men too.
Posted by Number2
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:28 am to
Mustache
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:29 am to
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Bingo wings and flapjack titties
Posted by Jyrdis
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:31 am to
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imagine how hard it must hit a woman's self esteem when she has to deal with male pattern baldness.


Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15742 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:35 am to
Bad tits.
Posted by Enoch
Member since Jan 2019
280 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:36 am to
Ugly
Posted by baytiger11
Member since Jul 2020
1549 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:39 am to
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My best answer is a girl with bangs


What’s wrong with bangs??


The bangs that go straight across on a girl is the most unattractive hair cut IMO.

Looks like a three stooges bowl cut. If my wife came home with that I’d probably tell her just shave her head.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:41 am to
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Well that’s messed up


It's a fair comparison based on the question, but of course you are going to make it personal. You damn well know this wasn't a dig at you.

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Guarantee you not being able to have kids is way more fricking painful than some guy’s fricking bald spots
of course not. As I've already said, the question was something that changes about us as we get older that we have no control over.

If you have a better answer, please share it with the class.
This post was edited on 12/22/20 at 7:42 am
Posted by Greenbeanj37
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Member since Dec 2020
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:41 am to
My ex was bald so she wore caps kinda looked like chip kelly. Great sex though that’s why light switches were invented
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:43 am to
Menopause
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:44 am to
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Bingo wings



I don’t even know what the frick this is.
Posted by Rouge
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:46 am to
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Menopause


I considered this one, but all women go through menopause. Not all men lose their hair. PaPaw Rouge and Pop Rouge both had beautiful heads of hair until the day they died. Rougie....not so much
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15742 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:47 am to
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you have a better answer, please share it with the class


Small tits.

Both genetic, some people are more sensitive about it and resort to surgical procedures to correct. Some people of the opposite sex care about it, some don’t.

Unable to have kids is not a good comparison.
Posted by Pfft
Member since Jul 2014
3658 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:48 am to
Pot belly
Posted by Rouge
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Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:51 am to
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Small tits.


But a woman always has these from the point of puberty. It's not like they had C-cups and then reduced to A-cups.

It is an ok comparison, but she never had the breasts in the first place.

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Unable to have kids is not a good comparison.
why not?
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15742 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:57 am to
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is an ok comparison, but she never had the breasts in the first place.


OP said a dude being bald. Not going bald. So I equate it as a 30 years old guy meeting a 30 year old woman. One bald and one with small tits.

quote:

why not?


You can fix baldness.
Baldness is cosmetic and infertility is not.
Having children is a bigger deal than having hair.
Not having hair rarely ends a relationship.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21449 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 7:58 am to
Flabby upper arms. Like baldness, without a medical procedure, its a non-recoverable condition.
Posted by Ssubba
Member since Oct 2014
6615 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:05 am to
This thread has proven there is no female equivalent to balding.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
128971 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:07 am to
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The bangs that go straight across on a girl is the most unattractive hair cut IMO.

That’s basically what I have and I think it looks great on me. Several others have agreed

But you are entitled to your opinion.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
65628 posts
Posted on 12/22/20 at 8:11 am to
Nurse’s bangs remind heterosexual men (like me) that the word is a noun and a verb.
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