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re: what exactly makes someone white trash?

Posted on 1/6/19 at 3:32 pm to
Posted by OKTGR580
Baton Rouge to Houston, TX
Member since Apr 2018
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Posted on 1/6/19 at 3:32 pm to
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When I was a kid, my dad wore alligator skin cowboy boots, drank Ole Milwaukee and dipped Copenhagen. On the surface he'd definitely seem a little bit redneck. He is also a college graduate, published author and speaks 4 languages.


Not saying your dad is white trash but you can be white trash & still have a successful career & make good money.

Ever heard the term white trash with money?
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 3:37 pm to
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Not saying your dad is white trash but you can be white trash & still have a successful career & make good money. 

Ever heard the term white trash with money?

Me and my dad both grew up Central country boys. I'm just saying that country/redneck isn't the same as white trash.

There's nobody in my family that I'd consider trashy. My wife's family has a few though.
Posted by Captain Ray
Member since Nov 2016
1589 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 4:20 pm to
I wear overalls in town. got pink flamingos and mooning gnomes in the yard. drink cheap beer cheap whisky and listen to blues music. I drive a rusty ole jep with a fifth in the tool box. On the other hand I got a degree and am a published author also the main thing is I could cre less what the F yall think about me I am 60 yrs old and owe no one nothin. If someone calls me Trashy I tell em thank you
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 4:23 pm to
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I wear overalls in town. got pink flamingos and mooning gnomes in the yard. drink cheap beer cheap whisky and listen to blues music. 

I don't think you are trashy Captain Ray. There's too many try hards in this world
Posted by lsuguy13
RIP MATT
Member since Mar 2004
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Posted on 1/6/19 at 4:27 pm to
Livingston Parish
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 4:32 pm to
The answer to this question is simple, and it has nothing to do with level of education or relative wealth. White trash are whites who do not act with common courtesy to those people around them. i.e. speaking overly loudly, rudely, or obscenely in mixed company.

The most excellent quality of the caucasian race is simple common courtesy to those around them, and those who lack this trait are plain white trash, a lower form of humanity.

Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:00 pm to
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iAmBatman

what exactly makes someone white trash?
I’m guessing you could take a look in the mirror and get a pretty good idea.


You really are a miserable frick aren’t you ?
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 5:32 pm to
I got a nice pinch of Copenhagen in now and am drinking a Busch Light.
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33146 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 6:00 pm to
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what exactly makes someone white trash?



Any number of these items can be a warning sign.

Stage 1 White Trash: - If all of the US was White Trash, Stage 1 would be Florida. The existence of any of these items in your possession instantly condemns you as the highest level of white trashiness :
-Face Tattoo
-Mullet
-Lifted pickup truck (any brand)
-Truck Nuts
-Skoal in back pocket
-New Iberia Haircut
-Abandoned car in yard
-Ford Mustang or Mitsubishi Eclipse (abandoned or not)

Stage 2 White Trash: This is moderate white trash. Any of these items indicates a moderate level of trashiness (think Livingston Parish). Specimens in this category can function in society, but they are very obviously trashy even under the best circumstances.
-Hummer H2, Ford F-250, or Ford Raptor
-Lower Back tattoo (female specific)
-Satellite Dish in front yard
-Affliction Shirts or hoodie
-Truck Nuts mounted on any car, truck, or lawn mower
-Yeti bumper sticker
-Crimson Tide apparel
-Above ground pool
-Rubber Boots that are kept between the bed and cab of pickup (any model)

Stage 3 White Trash: This is common white trash. These people are everywhere, but with work can pass off as functional human beings unless they have one or more traits of either Stage 1 or Stage 2. Any two of these traits could be indicative of Stage 3 White Trash.
-Cargo Shorts
-Salt Life sticker on any vehicle
-Christmas Lights after new years
-Sportsman fleur-di-lis sticker on any vehicle
-Child named Hunter or Shane
-Any other tattoo
-Collegiate sports apparel (any college) without a college degree
-Dodge Charger, Toyota Celica, Hyundai Tiburon, or Chevrolet Camaro
-White Shrimp Boots
-More than 1 jersey for any professional athlete

Note: Anyone can move into our out of any stage at any time. This list does not include all signs of white trashiness.
This post was edited on 1/6/19 at 6:08 pm
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53814 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 6:35 pm to
quote:

I got a nice pinch of Copenhagen in now and am drinking a Busch Light

I used to enjoy a good dip occasionally but haven't in years. I've been chewing nicotine gum since about 2009 though
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 7:38 pm to
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member12


According to your list, I am completely non-trashy.
Posted by tigahbruh
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2014
2864 posts
Posted on 1/6/19 at 7:43 pm to
White Trash are like ducks and communists. If it walks like one and sounds like one, it probably is one.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26317 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 7:15 am to
quote:

what exactly makes someone white trash?
Buying stuff at Walmart so you can use it once, then returning it
Posted by piratedude
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2009
2810 posts
Posted on 1/7/19 at 7:44 am to
When, exactly, did we become white trash?
This post was edited on 1/7/19 at 7:47 am
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