What do vegetarian zombies eat?

What’s a penguin’s favorite film?

Frozen

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
















We are both lawyers.

David the gnome..is that you??

Ever think about zombies having to take a shite?

That always got me in World War Z and Zombie Survival Guide.

He was painstaking in the zombies will degrade and systems shut down for most part so eventually the stomach just bursts and opens.


Then we got zombies on the ocean floor well past where pressure and salt water should destroy the brain.