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What do the women want.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:31 am
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:31 am
Tl:dr. I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:33 am to HoldemPig
BBC and 350k in the bank.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to HoldemPig
What do you consider a shite ton of money?
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to HoldemPig
quote:. If all of this is true and you haven’t figured it out by now you never will
I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to HoldemPig
quote:I have no idea what to say or think here. This seems legit, but I dont want to believe it is.
HoldemPig
Member since Dec 2010
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Tl:dr. I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?
To answer OP seriously, frick them all and get off message boards.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:35 am to Rize
That bank number is chicken feed. The bbc is more like aawc (above average white)
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:36 am to HoldemPig
quote:
I’m tan and fit
Tan and fit can't fix ugly as sin
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:36 am to Ryan3232
It’s legit. It’s maybe a good bourbon, but damnit, they are everywhere. And forthright.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:37 am to HoldemPig
Haven't heard of this much BS since the end of GoT
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:38 am to DrSteveBrule
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:38 am to DrSteveBrule
I think maybe they would keep coming if I was ugly. Speculation.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am to HoldemPig
All this bragging makes me think you’re a broke fat dude wishing you were what you say you are.
If you are what you say you are and describe yourself that way... sounds like you are a miserable prick
No offense...
If you are what you say you are and describe yourself that way... sounds like you are a miserable prick
No offense...
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am to HoldemPig
You sound like such a catch
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am to HoldemPig
The Eagles-Lyin Eyes
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am to RIPMachoMan
None taken. Probably am a miserable prick. Just feels like that are coming at me in waves.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:46 am to HoldemPig
Well first off... if you’re “making a shite ton of money” and describe it that way you are likely new money or coming across that way.
If you are wealthy have class and act that way. Class provides a much better level of what you’re looking for. That will likely go a long way for you
If you are wealthy have class and act that way. Class provides a much better level of what you’re looking for. That will likely go a long way for you
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:46 am to HoldemPig
They want what they can’t have. If they have a family and a nice house and a husband that provides for them, they want to be fricked dirty in an SUV by some wrench turner who smells like grease and Marlboro reds.
If they’re poor they want a rich man to ignore their 4 bastards and sweep them off their feet and put them up in a mansion.
If they’re poor they want a rich man to ignore their 4 bastards and sweep them off their feet and put them up in a mansion.
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:49 am to fr33manator
Or you can be a wealthy man that fricks dirty and attracts competition for your woman that naturally causes her to try harder to stop you from looking elsewhere.
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