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What do the women want.

Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:31 am
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:31 am
Tl:dr. I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15745 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:33 am to
BBC and 350k in the bank.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66395 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:33 am to
Do you feel better now?
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15745 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to
What do you consider a shite ton of money?
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45065 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to
quote:

I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?

. If all of this is true and you haven’t figured it out by now you never will
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25782 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:34 am to
quote:

HoldemPig
Member since Dec 2010
31 posts

Tl:dr. I’m approaching 50. I’m tan and fit. I make a shite ton of money. On tv a lot. Married but not the best. 28-35 year old hotties coming hard. They really think they have a shot at my beach house and lifestyle or do they just want the opportunity to dabble in something they will never know?

I have no idea what to say or think here. This seems legit, but I dont want to believe it is.


To answer OP seriously, frick them all and get off message boards.
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:35 am to
That bank number is chicken feed. The bbc is more like aawc (above average white)
Posted by DrSteveBrule
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
12006 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:36 am to
quote:

I’m tan and fit


Tan and fit can't fix ugly as sin
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:36 am to
It’s legit. It’s maybe a good bourbon, but damnit, they are everywhere. And forthright.
Posted by CockyTime
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2015
3148 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:37 am to
Haven't heard of this much BS since the end of GoT
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15745 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:38 am to
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:38 am to
I think maybe they would keep coming if I was ugly. Speculation.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5931 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am to
All this bragging makes me think you’re a broke fat dude wishing you were what you say you are.

If you are what you say you are and describe yourself that way... sounds like you are a miserable prick

No offense...
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124195 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:41 am to
You sound like such a catch

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123874 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am to
The Eagles-Lyin Eyes
This post was edited on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:42 am to
None taken. Probably am a miserable prick. Just feels like that are coming at me in waves.
Posted by HoldemPig
Straight outta Compton
Member since Dec 2010
60 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:45 am to
Min of 7 figures a year.
Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5931 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:46 am to
Well first off... if you’re “making a shite ton of money” and describe it that way you are likely new money or coming across that way.

If you are wealthy have class and act that way. Class provides a much better level of what you’re looking for. That will likely go a long way for you
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123874 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:46 am to
They want what they can’t have. If they have a family and a nice house and a husband that provides for them, they want to be fricked dirty in an SUV by some wrench turner who smells like grease and Marlboro reds.

If they’re poor they want a rich man to ignore their 4 bastards and sweep them off their feet and put them up in a mansion.

Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
5931 posts
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:49 am to
Or you can be a wealthy man that fricks dirty and attracts competition for your woman that naturally causes her to try harder to stop you from looking elsewhere.

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