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re: What are some weird things your dog does?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:07 am to SSpaniel
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:07 am to SSpaniel
My border collie will not step onto the deck normally. It's a really low deck that covers a patio and has benches built around it. Instead of stepping the one step up on the couple of locations she should, she only shoves her way under the benches, which are around 2"lower than her head/back. It's weird.
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Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:11 am to 911Moto
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I've always had this annoying habit of peeling the dead skin off my heels (and throwing it at my wife and kids, much to their horror). I trained my Yorkie to chew it off. He'll go to town for 15-20 minutes tearing that stuff off. Worcestershire sauce is a great training aid. I've thought about posting video of it here, but I'd have to make a new youtube account to post a link.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:16 am to 911Moto
That is fricking disgusting. Why are you so proud of that?
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:22 am to 911Moto
Dude wtf 
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:25 am to KindaRaw
He's a resourceful little fellow.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:25 am to KCMIZSEC
My golden doodle will spin around in 4-5 circles every time before she takes a dump...
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:45 am to KCMIZSEC
Mine howls during the Law & Order theme song.
He also fakes like he's pooping just to stay outside longer.
He also fakes like he's pooping just to stay outside longer.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:54 am to 911Moto
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I've always had this annoying habit of peeling the dead skin off my heels (and throwing it at my wife and kids, much to their horror). I trained my Yorkie to chew it off. He'll go to town for 15-20 minutes tearing that stuff off. Worcestershire sauce is a great training aid. I've thought about posting video of it here, but I'd have to make a new youtube account to post a link.
YOU ARE SICK
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:59 am to LSU8654722
My lab spends most of the day inside and has never seen the inside of another room besides the living room in the house in her 7 years. She refuses to go down the hallway no matter what we do to bribe her. She was never taught any different, that's just the way it's always been.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 10:59 am to KCMIZSEC
this old MFer likes to eat cat shite out of the litter box. He comes in the living room wagging his tail, acting like nothing happened. Except his nose is covered in cat litter and he's licking is lips.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:10 am to KCMIZSEC
my female coonhound:
smells my wife's vajooj and my penis all the time.
has stuck nose in crack during coitus.
is a nervous peeer. completely house trained, but if you scold her or get excited around her she pees.
will freak out if my lab is getting attention and attack him if she sees he's getting a scratch
my black lab:
loves bananas. will attack whenever he sees one out and doesn't get one.
will stick his head on the bed and watch during coitus, but leave us uninterrupted.
walks up to me sits. cocks his head and puts a paw on me. if you knock it off, he'll put it back
goes to sleep in the other room but is asleep on the foot of the bed every morning.
the pair:
hang out outside like their bffs. spoon, hide under the bushes, chase squirrels. the second we let them in, they sprint in and begin GD WWII all across the house fighting in every room until one gives up and then they lay down beside each other.
smells my wife's vajooj and my penis all the time.
has stuck nose in crack during coitus.
is a nervous peeer. completely house trained, but if you scold her or get excited around her she pees.
will freak out if my lab is getting attention and attack him if she sees he's getting a scratch
my black lab:
loves bananas. will attack whenever he sees one out and doesn't get one.
will stick his head on the bed and watch during coitus, but leave us uninterrupted.
walks up to me sits. cocks his head and puts a paw on me. if you knock it off, he'll put it back
goes to sleep in the other room but is asleep on the foot of the bed every morning.
the pair:
hang out outside like their bffs. spoon, hide under the bushes, chase squirrels. the second we let them in, they sprint in and begin GD WWII all across the house fighting in every room until one gives up and then they lay down beside each other.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:13 am to 3nOut
I don't like having my pets in the room during the secks.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:21 am to High C
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I don't like having my pets in the room during the secks.
i kick them out when i know it's coming up. sometimes surprise sex happens.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:25 am to KCMIZSEC
German Shepard likes to pull wash clothes out of the dirty clothes. Not towels, shirts, socks, etc...just wash clothes that she leaves in the middle of the kitchen floor.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:26 am to 4WHLN
My chocolate lab drinks his entire bowl of water EVERYTIME I put it down. I have to watch him or he will drink himself sick. He isn't underwatered he just loves to drink. I can put an entire bowl of water down he will drink the whole thing and if I refilled it and set it back down he will drink the whole thing again.
My American bulldog has certain tv shows she likes to watch. She likes Alaska state troopers, wild justice (California game warden show) and swamp people. She knows the show comes on by the sound of the people's voice. She gets off her bed walks over and sits two inches from the tv and watches the whole thing. I also watch north woods law which is a Maine game warden show that she doesn't like.
My rat terrier knows what the word squirrel means. You can be having a regular conversation and say squirrel and he perks up turns and looks at you and starts running around.
My American bulldog has certain tv shows she likes to watch. She likes Alaska state troopers, wild justice (California game warden show) and swamp people. She knows the show comes on by the sound of the people's voice. She gets off her bed walks over and sits two inches from the tv and watches the whole thing. I also watch north woods law which is a Maine game warden show that she doesn't like.
My rat terrier knows what the word squirrel means. You can be having a regular conversation and say squirrel and he perks up turns and looks at you and starts running around.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:27 am to KCMIZSEC
My dog smiles when he’s happy. Like a shite eating grin from ear to ear. He smiles so hard that it causes him to sneeze. So when I get home from work he jumps on me then smiles…sneezes…smiles…sneezes…smiles…sneezes
Like this, but he's not this curly. It looks like he's snarling to the untrained eye.
He also sleeps in our California king bed in between us with his head on his own pillow parallel to us. He thinks he’s a human.
Also, he doesn’t fetch. If you throw something, he’ll go to it, lay down and start chewing it. He’ll often look back at us like we’re dumb assholes.
Like this, but he's not this curly. It looks like he's snarling to the untrained eye.
He also sleeps in our California king bed in between us with his head on his own pillow parallel to us. He thinks he’s a human.
Also, he doesn’t fetch. If you throw something, he’ll go to it, lay down and start chewing it. He’ll often look back at us like we’re dumb assholes.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:28 am to Artie Rome
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Stinks. Sheds. Drools. Shits in my yard.
Dogs are so great.
Oh look! Artie Rome hating dogs in another dog thread!
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:30 am to Murtown
My chocolate also puts his head on my legs/feet in the morning and moves it around trying to keep me from putting my socks/shoes on because he knows I am leaving. He also will not run around the yard without a stick in his mouth.
Posted on 3/9/16 at 11:32 am to speedbump032
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My golden doodle will spin around in 4-5 circles every time before she takes a dump...
Holy shite mine does too
And he will not dump in public. Finds a private place away from everyone's view in the bushes or woods or behind a tree.
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