re: Weird things your neighbors do

There are no neighbors whose houses I can see from mine. There is an elderly veteran who lives down the street. He has been trying to trap the same groundhog for 3 years. Baits the trap with some pretty weird stuff.

shite in their garden

That’s not weird, they prob think you’re an a-hole and do it on purpose.

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A couple years ago I gave him a couch I was trying to get rid of. He got some of his friend to help him move it. There about 10 people, who seemed to be on the spectrum, trying to move this couch. They fricked up my wall. When they were done I walked back my bedroom and one is hiding behind the door. Suddenly some other dude comes into my house saying how they are missing one.

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What?

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My next door neighbor is the spitting image of Saddam Hussein when U.S. soldiers captured him from that hole in the ground.

One day he walked up to me as I was leaving to brag about his vast porn collection.

Another time he was out in the middle of the street and screamed,"I love big titties and fat asses".

A couple years ago I gave him a couch I was trying to get rid of. He got some of his friend to help him move it. There about 10 people, who seemed to be on the spectrum, trying to move this couch. They fricked up my wall. When they were done I walked back my bedroom and one is hiding behind the door. Suddenly some other dude comes into my house saying how they are missing one.

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Where the frick you live?

I live in the country, so not a lot of neighbors, like most have right next to them. I have a neighbor a few hudred yards away that is retired from his previous job, but now works for the Sherriff's Department. He's obviously older. Was riding around with a friend who farms around here, we see a vehicle at a piece of land. Check it out and that neighbor was jogging the back turnrow in only speedos and tennis shoes. Corn kept him hidden from the road. At least he is staying active so kudos to him.

Eta: correction to spelling

So your dad visits your sister?

Well, one stole water from me so much that my bill went up 4 times the standard amount. I caught another neighbor charging their cell phones on a plug outside my house on two different occasions.
Also , another neighbor's wife was crying outside one day and told me her husband committed suicide. For a week I didn't see any movement at their house. One morning around 5 I walk outside and see the husband. I said are you a ghost he laughed and said his wife is fricking crazy.

Mine flips out if your mower is blowing clippings in his direction.

Sooner or later you have to direct them outside rather than inside

one neighbor insists on putting his trash, trash bags, sticks/limbs on the shared strip of lawn between our properties. Not on the street against the curb, or on the other side of his driveway in front of his house, but on the lawn of which he knows i maintain for both of us.

Another neighbor behind us, who never sits on his back patio or does anything in his backyard likes to cut his backyard security lights on at 9PM -2-3AM every night for no reason, shining into my living room.

Another insists that since I’m young and they are retirees that i maintain the garden beds between our driveways. I do the labor and pay for the landscaping material. But they love to make comments about how they would like to see more flowers instead of rose bushes and shrubbery.

The same retiree couple is originally from Alabama. And since we moved they’ve suddenly become huge Alabama fans. Flying flags, banners, and even playing the Bama fight song over and over at high volume once a year during November. I’ve asked the other neighbors if this has always been the case, nope just since we LSU fans moved in.

Another dickhead, who actually flys an LSU flag outside his house, let’s his dog shite specifically in my yard at least once a week. Never picks it up. Never apologizes. Once a week on their once a week walk, it’s my yard that is the prime pooping spot. I’ve even called him out on it catching them red handed and he basically told me to deal with it. Of which i told him if i catch him again he will deal with me breaking his old arse hip and forcing him into a nursing home. Still happens, every week.

all small petty indifferences, but i won’t lie and say they don’t aggravate me a bit.