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re: Weekend Dating Advice with goldennugget

Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:14 am to
Posted by SDVTiger
Cabo San Lucas
Member since Nov 2011
99664 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:14 am to
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And I'm going to get married one day too I'm going to find a woman that is very quality for me someone who I can care for and be there for him to be emotional with and worship the ground she walks on


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Just because you're married right now and I'm not doesn't mean you're better than me I'm going to get married someday too I'm gonna find a good woman that I will be able to worship and be there for I know there's a woman out there for me and I just got to keep connecting with the women emotionally and eventually I'll find the one





Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:15 am to
I'd rather be a snowflake to be a homophone that uses anti-gay jokes to try to make a point
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:16 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:22 pm
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Member since Sep 2011
25582 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:16 am to
To be fair, they were raised by Baby Boomers who did nothing except ride on the coattails of the generation before them and destroy the ones following them.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:16 am to
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You've been up all night, haven't you? It's 8 in the morning and you already have your gas station aviators and shrunken t-shirt on.

And the bottom level of an apartment building facing a busy street? Hold frame bro, hold


I seriously think he's on drugs
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27942 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:16 am to
GN, dating advice & April Fools day ......... what could possibly go wrong

Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:17 am to
Because I'd rather have money to spend on gifts for women then be self absorbency and buy a nicer clothes
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:17 am to
Holy shite I actually clicked on the video. Couldn't make it past :05 without laughing my arse off.

Everything about you screams douchebag who anger-faps himself to sleep every night.

Oh shite it's April Fools. This was all one elaborate prank. Well done, goldennugget. You got me.
This post was edited on 4/1/17 at 8:18 am
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:17 am to
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I seriously think he's on drugs


He is. Watch that bottom jaw.
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:18 am to
Can't figure out what though. I don't think I have legit multiple personalities on any drugs, but I wouldn't know because I would be on drugs
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:20 am to
Where did I make an anti gay joke?
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:21 am to
You implied that I was gay it's 2017 people don't do that anymore

You're lucky you're already married because women these days don't like that kind of stuff most of them are liberal and you need to hold progressive social views if you want have any chance with the ladies
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:22 am to
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Can't figure out what though.


Roxie's or H

He could be on that Molly
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:22 am to
What's your stance on showing tears...good or bad?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:22 am to
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You're lucky you're already married because women these days don't like that kind of stuff most of them are liberal and you need to hold progressive social views if you want have any chance with the ladies




Seriously this thread is gold. Exactly what I needed on this cold and rainy Saturday morning.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4811 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:23 am to
This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 2:22 pm
Posted by goldennugget
NIL Ruined College Sports
Member since Jul 2013
26376 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:24 am to
Showing tears is good because it shows women you have a soft emotional side which is exactly how you connect with them
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:25 am to
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You implied that I was gay it's 2017 people don't do that anymore


Implying you're gay is not making an anti gay joke. It's making an observation
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:26 am to
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You're lucky you're already married because women these days don't like that kind of stuff most of them are liberal and you need to hold progressive social views if you want have any chance with the ladies


Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33898 posts
Posted on 4/1/17 at 8:26 am to
Is that a Walmart polo?
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