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We killed the Easter Bunny

Posted on 3/31/18 at 10:58 pm
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 10:58 pm
Our little boy informed us at Christmas that he knows Santa isn’t real.

He asked my husband today, “I know you are the Easter Bunny. Does knowing this mean that I won’t have an Easter basket in the morning?”

It would be mean prank him for April Fool’s day and give it to him after church. I considered it for a moment. The Easter Bunny game is so lame.
Posted by Amazing Moves
Member since Jan 2014
6174 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:00 pm to
do it. Teach the kid disappointment early. Also rule #1 for you.
Posted by BeepNode
Lafayette
Member since Feb 2014
10005 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:01 pm to
How old are we talking here?
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:01 pm to
Ya gotta believe to receive.

I say cut him off this year with a no ears, chocolate bunny.

ETA: I’ve asked for the same. I’m filling my chocolate bunny with red wine and enjoying both at the same time.
This post was edited on 3/31/18 at 11:03 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178349 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:01 pm to
All that’s left is when he comes out of the closet.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:03 pm to
He’s 8.
Posted by transcend
Austin, TX
Member since Aug 2013
4166 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:04 pm to
My kid turned 9 this year and we told him about Santa, Easter bunny, etc. He took it well once he realized he was still going to get all the free shite.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:07 pm to
You bastards!
Santa is real!!!

So is the Easter bunny, the great pumpkin and the tooth fairy - especially the tooth fairy in Livingston parish.

TF works overtime in LP.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:08 pm to
quote:

Ya gotta believe to receive


He’s getting a basket of awesome and we get the credit, instead of a sneaky magic bunny.

Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:11 pm to

You’re my favorite LP pharmacist OKB but you people are killing all the magic.

This post was edited on 3/31/18 at 11:13 pm
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:16 pm to
quote:

You’re my favorite LP pharmacist OKB but you people are killing all the magic.

Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
61811 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:26 pm to
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:33 pm to


Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 3/31/18 at 11:47 pm to
Shouldn’t he be spending Easter with his real dad?
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
5264 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 12:04 am to
quote:

All that’s left is when he comes out of the closet.


The realization that magic fat men or bunnies aren’t able sneak into homes to leave candy for good little children is normal and healthy for an 8 year old.


Posted by EXPLAYER
Member since Jul 2017
10791 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 12:57 am to
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 2:18 am to
My stepson is 8 and knows there's no santa/easter bunny/ tooth fairy etc. It's a buzzkill, but makes life easier in the long run.
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 6:11 am to
Is your husband the boy’s father?
This post was edited on 4/1/18 at 6:13 am
Posted by Indfanfromcol
LSU
Member since Jan 2011
14935 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 6:15 am to
Well, now the portion of his life of being cute and naive are gone. His next stage you get to look forward to is catching him hooking up with girls and wondering if the lighter you found in his pocket while doing his laundry is for weed or cigarettes.
This post was edited on 4/1/18 at 6:18 am
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
135363 posts
Posted on 4/1/18 at 6:16 am to
quote:

We killed the Easter Bunny
Did you make a roux??
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