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re: We all know pools are for suckers, how bout hot tubs?

Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
2363 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 5:55 pm to
More concentrated. The first thing that goes into the water are the feet and arse.

Then all that fonk rises up around you and you're part of the primordial soup.


Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
9763 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:02 pm to
Just got out of my pool. I swim everyday. It's one of my life's joys.
Posted by chaso
clinton ms.
Member since Aug 2006
2932 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:03 pm to
Custom made with a 1hp motor and it's one of the greatest pleasures in life & makes a nice waterfall! Most therapeutic jets ever, like a firehose!
Posted by GusMcRae
Deep in the heart...
Member since Oct 2008
3544 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 8:16 pm to
If the only thing you want to purchase is something that adds value and appreciates… whatever… good fit you.

I’ve owned 6 houses. 2 had pools. I installed one.

I don’t currently have one, and miss it, and plan to fix that. I’m a sucker. Oh well, I’m a sucker and have a lot of fun entertaining people at my pool and love seeing my wife in a bikini all day long.
Posted by chrome_daddy
LA (Lower Ashvegas)
Member since May 2004
2299 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:00 pm to
Hot tubs are low maintenance. Just keep it clean. I'm due for a new one, the one I have is 15 years old and still everything works. But no fancy lights.

I'm lucky that I also have a pool. There's NOTHING like jumping in after a run or working outside on the farm in the heat. My pool here in Virginia stays relatively cool until like August. Doing laps in the pool is one of my happy places.

Thank you for this thread. It's inspired me to re-look at an outdoor TV (big one) for this year. Have had a smaller one we rarely use...time to indulge and bump up my game now that I'm retired.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19065 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:42 pm to
I’ve got one installed 2 years ago. It was well worth it. My kids are always outside in it )we have a heated pool/spa combo)
Posted by LSUA 75
Colfax,La.
Member since Jan 2019
4253 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 10:10 pm to
When my stepson was in his late teens he and his girlfriend were going out I asked him where they were going.He tells me they were going to a hot tub party.
So then I say you’re going to get in a big bathtub with bunch of people and you have no idea if they dingleberries hanging off their asses or venereal warts or any other nasties under their drawers..

He goes into this spiel about I was just an old fogey been working in hospital too long.

Next morning he comes in living room with no shirt on freaking out about all these red lesions all over wanting to know what they were.I say it looks like staph to me,wife is a nurse and she agreed.
Then he wants to know where he got them,my best bet was from a hot tub party.
He calls his girlfriend and yep she’s got them too.

Wife worked for a Dr.and he gave her permission to call in antibiotics for both of them.It took a while,those staph things were growing by the hour.Impetigo,hadn’t seen it in years since I was a kid and remember seeing other kids with it.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2218 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 3:15 am to
Yeah, that story is so full of issues.

One, it would take longer than that to show symptoms. He was in that hot tub before the time you know about fricking his girlfriend or someone else (gay?)

Two, hot tubs have chlorine in it. So yeah if there’s none and it stinks then it might be an issue but this is only relevant combined with the other issues.

Three, his girlfriend is cheating on him in the hot tub then gave it to him.

Four, he is cheating on her in the hot tub then gave it to her.

Five, orgy or couple swap in the hot tub prior to this time. Who knows who had it first.

You don’t have the whole story my friend.

My advice to him, smell the water before going in next time. No chlorine, no go in. Have sex elsewhere. And try to get some pics.
This post was edited on 4/27/25 at 3:16 am
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
66396 posts
Posted on 4/27/25 at 4:51 am to
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Really? I’ve had some of the funnest, coolest, deepest and most profound moments in our pool, and we’re not swingers either, just hanging out and such.



I could not imagine living here in south Florida without one. We use it 4-5 days a week.


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