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re: Watcha got? Old school elementary games..

Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:39 pm to
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:39 pm to
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Pretty much. We called it Tackle The Man with the football instead of STQ.


I mean obv I can see why STQ was just a bit in appropriate.

King of the Hill was my favorite. We had a couple random dirt piles in the back of school that were perfect.
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:41 pm to
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For whatever reason in 5th grade we learned how to juggle and fricking line dance


Aggies. Jk.

I do remember middle school square dancing for some damn reason.

My PE coach also in middle school went on an aerobics kick and had us doing aerobics to that dude with the couple hot chicks on ESPN. Galil or something like that.
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:45 pm to

I'm a '71 kid and STQ didn't seem like a term until the late 80s or 90s. But then, who knows. No one knew what many other places called anything in those days. No real way to communicate. Visitors, camps and cousins was about it.
Posted by SEClint
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:46 pm to
Smear the Queer made men out of boys.
Posted by Winston Cup
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:47 pm to
Butts up. Where we threw a tennis ball at the side of the school and if you didn’t field it cleanly you had to stand there and get drilled. The best was double doinking nerds as they ran to the wall, hit the wall, bounce off their face and get em again
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:51 pm to

Thump knuckles, thump coconuts and bloody knuckles was fun. BK was the game balancing the comb on the top of the fist.
Posted by red sox fan 13
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Posted on 4/18/21 at 11:56 pm to
Might not be as old school but we played this game called Killer Soccer. It was basically rugby. It was a lot of fun but teachers hated it. Also Cops and Robbers. That’s probably problematic these days
This post was edited on 4/18/21 at 11:57 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:03 am to
Mid South Wrestling
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:04 am to
Totally forget about Tug of War when the hefty kids became suddenly popular.

I 100% remember the teachers adding a mud pit to the middle.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:05 am to
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I mean obv I can see why STQ was just a bit in appropriate.


Smear the queer was appropriately named, as “queer” just means odd or strange. The person with the ball is the odd man, thus “queer.” That’s where the name derived and should have remained.
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:08 am to

The big kids always got their revenge on the see saw. A well timed bail was big time arse hurt.
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:11 am to
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Smear the queer was appropriately named, as “queer” just means odd or strange. The person with the ball is the odd man, thus “queer.” That’s where the name derived and should have remained.


Don’t remember associating it with “gay” in elementary school at all.

Of course my mom worked at a state agency that was the “Center for Mental Retardation” and we never thought anything of that either.
Posted by RealDawg
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:13 am to
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The big kids always got their revenge on the see saw. A well timed bail was big time arse hurt.


At some point we had the see saw that spun in a circle when you pumped the handles. The MF would go.
Posted by ReauxlTide222
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:15 am to
quarters
Posted by HoboDickCheese
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:18 am to
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Aggies. Jk.
I may have been raised by a Aggie father and Gump mother but I grew up almost as far south as one can live on the Atchafalaya River.

Speaking of aerobics, in 2nd/3rd grade they had us sweatin to the oldies. In jr high we had to move kickball outside because we were breaking so many gym lights. We typically voted on jungle ball though so we could give frickers light concussions
Posted by Lou
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:37 am to
I thought it was Seven Up Heads Down?

Freeze Tag
Setback
Kill The Man *

* teachers constantly hassled us for tackling, so we changed the rules, when the ball carrier was in the grasp, he had to fumble the ball. So one of the black kids at school named it "USA Fumblin".
Posted by Y0TE
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 12:47 am to
Blind man’s buff. Broke my tooth running into the fence.
Posted by mauser
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:53 am to
Crack the whip
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 1:57 am to
Around 7th grade somebody introduced the trick of squatting down, hyperventilating then standing up quickly. It would make you dizzy and once in a while pass out.
Posted by BigChris
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Posted on 4/19/21 at 3:47 am to
We had a sub PE teacher for a while. She put out a box of PE equipment and told us to make up a game. We invented bean bags vs tennis balls. Every kid got one or the other the object was if you had a tennis ball you tried to take the bean bag from be bean bag kids and vice versa. The team that had the most of the others balls or bags was the winner.

First day it was kind of fun. The second day it got serious. I didn't know 5th graders could have a blood thirst until then. I remember the teacher blew the whistle and this kid David tore off towards our team and threw a vicious flying fore arm shiver to a poor girls throat and snatching up her ball. Half the kids dropped there balls and bags and ran. The few of us left behind grabbed them up and then it happened. A pile of 5th grade catholic school boys in a fight to the death for bag or ball.

I remember at one point having torn the entire collar off a kids uniform shirt while holding him so my ball teammates could rip the bag from his hands. The sounds of the whistle being blown by the PE teacher made it even more intense. Who knew that you could tell by the tone of a whistle that the person blowing it was in fear.

The battle was fast but furious the ball team was berserking through the bag team. At one point a bag teamer in a last ditch kamikaze attack threw a bean bag at me. He must have learned to crow hop the previous night at little league practice. The bag smacked me right in the eye but even though dazed and partially blinded I had the wherewithal to grab his bag. Tucking it in with others i had while I curled up into a ball. Looking up I saw the whole bagger team had chose to throw their bags in defeat. I stood up and saw the looks on the faces of my classmates and the PE teacher.

The looks of fear and confusion were on most of the kids. But on the girl David had maul dragged was a look of thanks. The combatants had to kneel on the side walk for the rest of PE. My eye ended up swelling up and giving me an impressive black eye for school pictures.

This post was edited on 4/19/21 at 3:51 am
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