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re: Walmart Selling Bidets in Store
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:13 am to shutterspeed
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:13 am to shutterspeed
Probably need some quality tp for this right? None of that single ply crap?
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Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:16 am to noonan
Yep. You will actually have to spring for some multi-ply. 
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:21 am to Tarps99
Does it dispense warm water?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:29 am to cable
I have one and love it. But I do wipe first because I feel like it was spray shite all over my ball sack.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:34 am to VanRIch
There’s one that has a different spray that will hit your sack as well. Super clutch May-Sept when you got the sweaty taint.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:39 am to Tarps99
This one from Lowe's is $40, wife loves it.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:39 am to tigerfan311
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:43 am to Lazy But Talented
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CONS: Makes it hard to use the restroom in other places that don’t have a bidet.
It really does. We have one on both of ours.
And post-gallbladder surgery (even before when I was having issues) it was a god send.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:49 am to Adam Banks
quote:
How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:51 am to Crow Pie
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Best 30 dollars I ever spent.
Best wedding gift I received.
I make it a point to not take a shite if I can until I make it to my thrown with the upgrade
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:53 am to Adam Banks
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How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
Would you determine your arse to be cleaner before or after a shower?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 10:57 am to Adam Banks
quote:years of clinical sniff testing
How did they determine that it was 10x cleaner than wiping?
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 10:58 am
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:03 am to 91TIGER
quote:she’s not using that one the way you think she is
This one from Lowe's is $40, wife loves it.
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:10 am to shutterspeed
quote:
The water is concentrated like a laser, so it doesn’t hit your balls—just the anus.
Does the machine has anus-tracking capabilities or does one aim their anus into the laser's trajectory?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:13 am to Tarps99
Worth it
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:15 am to Tarps99
Absolutely worth it. I have put one on each toilet. My anus has never been more clean and if any of your wives want proof they can come take a look.
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 11:29 am
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:25 am to PoppaD
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Does the machine has anus-tracking capabilities or does one aim their anus into the laser's trajectory?
This^^^
Does one have to adjust the trajectory?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:26 am to Tarps99
Alright…I’m going to order one of these things and give it a try. The Blaux Cleanse was rated a little higher than the one in the OP. Anyone ever try that one?
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:26 am to SuperSaint
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I make it a point to not take a shite if I can until I make it to my thrown with the upgrade
Stop acting like a monkey and wipe your arse like a civilized human being.
eta--for the humor impaired
This post was edited on 12/12/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 12/12/21 at 11:26 am to ManBearTiger
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the machine has anus-tracking capabilities or does one aim their anus into the laser's trajectory?
No it doesn't track your anus. Only your boyfriend does that.
You learn real quick what position you have to be on the toilet seat to get a bullseye. If your off a little a quick shimmy side to side will get you back on target.
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