re: Vladislava Galagan: Russian bodybuilder WYHI

Her clitoris being bigger than y’all’s peepee’s would inevitably be an issue for most overweight South LA baws, most of which have or will receive a terminal diagnosis of dickdo. But, the real problem is the productive longevity of a woman’s frame having to carry around all that weight which, 100% of the time, subsequently morphs like Optimus Prime into pure fat. Huberman has an episode on this very subject which explains the importance of shedding needles muscle mass as we age, or hope to.

When she realizes the dead end of life’s reality from professional bodybuilding, she’ll gain 100 pounds, lose it all doing some gay dude’s coke, get pregnant, then start a website which advocates for single mother’s who have never successfully identified their child’s father.

It’s a tale as old as time. Ask me how I know.

PS
IWHI out of fear