Vice’s List of Most Useless European Degrees

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Circus Artist

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At Codarts, you can specialise in all the great classics of circus performing – from juggling to tight rope walking. But try as you might, you can't ignore a universally sad truth: the circus is dying. It's just not what it used to be. For example, most countries have banned – or are in the process of banning – wild animals from taking part. And what's a day out at the circus if not waiting for a tiger to slip out of its trance and take the sweet revenge it so greatly deserves? Also, thanks to advancements in VR gaming technology, the modern child is incredibly hard to impress – so even your chances of getting booked as a juggling clown for your niece's birthday party are fairly slim.

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Women are not only smart but also funny.

Like all the best comedians are women and the best political leaders and athletes are women too

Women are basically worthless. They can’t drive worth a shite. Very few can cook. They spend tons money on clothes they wear once. They don’t help you carry ice chests to the beach. They carry their fricking towel and that’s it. Just about all of them are unstable. They wear uncomfortable shoes to a tailgate and bitch about how their feet hurt at the end of the day. They have awful taste in music. Their car breaks down and they can’t fix it themselves. So you gotta pay a bunch of money to a mechanic that rips you off. They can’t drive worth a shite. They spend entirely too much money on haircuts.