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re: Vatican Archives. What lost artifacts are in there?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to BitBuster
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to BitBuster
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They could probably tell you what he had for lunch on a random Tuesday
A lot of fish and bread. Probably lamb here and there. though He’s rumored to have enjoyed figs on occasion.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to BigNastyTiger417
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It is highly believed that one piece of information is how & when the world will end.

Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:13 pm to Frac the world
quote:“Space Aliens are who we pray to. Good luck!”
that one piece of information is
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:16 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:the bill for the Last Supper
A lot of fish and bread. Probably lamb here and there. though He’s rumored to have enjoyed figs on occasion.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:17 pm to Kracka
If I had to guess, far less than has been rumored.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:18 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Other than being impressively old and killing anyone who touches it, eventually (is there a time limit on this???) there ain't much impressive about it....its a wooden box.
People use past tenants/owners of homes as a selling point for some buyers. It’s still common enough practice that there must be people who think someone who used to live there is important.
Of previous tenants, God probably ranks above celebrities.
So I’d imagine the (former, presumably not present) Dwelling Place of God would be more particularly impressive. Especially since about 1/5 of the Bible pertains to Moses and the story around him, and it was hand-built by him over no small period of time nearly 4,000 years ago and meticulously guarded and cared for for the proceeding 2000ish years.
If it existed and were available for viewing, I’d probably travel to see it.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:19 pm to Nevada_Tiger
quote:Zombie Templars
What armed force would they use to take it back? Mercenaries?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:22 pm to GreenRockTiger
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the bill for the Last Supper
I mean, that should be pretty easy to estimate. Price of Standard Passover meal x 13, adjust for inflation.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:25 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:Nah. The Arc was already pretty upscale considering everyone else in that region believed their god (the Jin) lived in oil lamps or bottles that you activated with the friction of your hand or uncorking.
So I’d imagine the (former, presumably not present) Dwelling Place of God would be more particularly impressive
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 1:26 pm
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:28 pm to TackySweater
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You know what I mean lol
I actually don’t. But I think I’ve narrowed it down to:
1) the Tabernacle, even in its heyday, didn’t strike those who touched it dead, and the writings in 2 Samuel 6:1-7 and 1 Chronicles 13:9-12 are embellished to some extent
2) the Tabernacle pre-Christ was indeed as documented above, but its absence for the last 2000 years indicates that it went from something special to no more than a box since the whole Christ thing
3) something along the lines of “the whole Bible is made up, and even if the stuff in it did exist, it isn’t magic” which is something along the lines of #1.
Can you maybe expand on what you’re implying if one of these isn’t right?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:30 pm to Kracka
I would like to see the Sonic weapons that Joshua used to level the walls of Jericho.
I mean they had to lug the Arc around the city for a week like lidar to get detailed schematics and design measurements. Then calibrate the sonic wavelengths required.
Then whamo! “Blow”the horn and watch it be wiped out.
I mean they had to lug the Arc around the city for a week like lidar to get detailed schematics and design measurements. Then calibrate the sonic wavelengths required.
Then whamo! “Blow”the horn and watch it be wiped out.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 1:33 pm
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:40 pm to Kracka
Reported to have the Holy Lance, also known as the Lance of Longinus…
The lance that pierced Christ’s side.
Pretty cool.
The lance that pierced Christ’s side.
Pretty cool.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:51 pm to PetermanFanClub
Also have the Veil of Veronica. A cloth that bears an image of Christ’s Holy Face.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:55 pm to Hopeful Doc
This “box” if there even is one that exists, certainly doesn’t just make people die after they touch it. This is pretty simple lol
Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:07 pm to Kracka
One of the old Pope's butt plugs?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:14 pm to geauxjuice
quote:And my Joe DiMaggio autograph that I lost in a storage unit. I bet ole Barry Weiss, from Storage Wars found it and sold it to Mike Wolfe, then Danielle found out Pope Francis loves everything about baseball, especially good dead Catholic players like DiMaggio, so the Vatican bought it.
i bet thats where my dale earnhardt commemorative plate set ended up at
Wonder who got the Jordans, the Mickey Mantle and the Willie Mays?
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:18 pm to Stitches
It’s also pretty normal to leave instructions. Turn your brain “on”
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:18 pm to BlackAdam
By leaving information. Same as a President.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:28 pm to Hopeful Doc
quote:and auto-gratuity since it was a party bigger than 6.
I mean, that should be pretty easy to estimate. Price of Standard Passover meal x 13, adjust for inflation.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:29 pm to Kracka
The Vatican museum definitely has some storage halls filled with penises they removed from statues around Rome at some point to keep witches from fricking them.
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