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re: Vatican Archives. What lost artifacts are in there?

Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to
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They could probably tell you what he had for lunch on a random Tuesday



A lot of fish and bread. Probably lamb here and there. though He’s rumored to have enjoyed figs on occasion.
Posted by Frac the world
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:09 pm to
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It is highly believed that one piece of information is how & when the world will end.


Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:13 pm to
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that one piece of information is
“Space Aliens are who we pray to. Good luck!”
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:16 pm to
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A lot of fish and bread. Probably lamb here and there. though He’s rumored to have enjoyed figs on occasion.
the bill for the Last Supper
Posted by jdd48
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:17 pm to
If I had to guess, far less than has been rumored.
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:18 pm to
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Other than being impressively old and killing anyone who touches it, eventually (is there a time limit on this???) there ain't much impressive about it....its a wooden box.




People use past tenants/owners of homes as a selling point for some buyers. It’s still common enough practice that there must be people who think someone who used to live there is important.


Of previous tenants, God probably ranks above celebrities.


So I’d imagine the (former, presumably not present) Dwelling Place of God would be more particularly impressive. Especially since about 1/5 of the Bible pertains to Moses and the story around him, and it was hand-built by him over no small period of time nearly 4,000 years ago and meticulously guarded and cared for for the proceeding 2000ish years.


If it existed and were available for viewing, I’d probably travel to see it.
Posted by mdomingue
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:19 pm to
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What armed force would they use to take it back? Mercenaries?

Zombie Templars
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:22 pm to
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the bill for the Last Supper



I mean, that should be pretty easy to estimate. Price of Standard Passover meal x 13, adjust for inflation.
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:25 pm to
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So I’d imagine the (former, presumably not present) Dwelling Place of God would be more particularly impressive
Nah. The Arc was already pretty upscale considering everyone else in that region believed their god (the Jin) lived in oil lamps or bottles that you activated with the friction of your hand or uncorking.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 1:26 pm
Posted by Hopeful Doc
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:28 pm to
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You know what I mean lol



I actually don’t. But I think I’ve narrowed it down to:


1) the Tabernacle, even in its heyday, didn’t strike those who touched it dead, and the writings in 2 Samuel 6:1-7 and 1 Chronicles 13:9-12 are embellished to some extent

2) the Tabernacle pre-Christ was indeed as documented above, but its absence for the last 2000 years indicates that it went from something special to no more than a box since the whole Christ thing


3) something along the lines of “the whole Bible is made up, and even if the stuff in it did exist, it isn’t magic” which is something along the lines of #1.



Can you maybe expand on what you’re implying if one of these isn’t right?
Posted by Bullfrog
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:30 pm to
I would like to see the Sonic weapons that Joshua used to level the walls of Jericho.

I mean they had to lug the Arc around the city for a week like lidar to get detailed schematics and design measurements. Then calibrate the sonic wavelengths required.

Then whamo! “Blow”the horn and watch it be wiped out.
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 1:33 pm
Posted by PetermanFanClub
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:40 pm to
Reported to have the Holy Lance, also known as the Lance of Longinus…
The lance that pierced Christ’s side.
Pretty cool.
Posted by PetermanFanClub
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:51 pm to
Also have the Veil of Veronica. A cloth that bears an image of Christ’s Holy Face.
Posted by TackySweater
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 1:55 pm to
This “box” if there even is one that exists, certainly doesn’t just make people die after they touch it. This is pretty simple lol
Posted by Camijoe
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 2:07 pm to
One of the old Pope's butt plugs?
Posted by chinese58
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:14 pm to
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i bet thats where my dale earnhardt commemorative plate set ended up at
And my Joe DiMaggio autograph that I lost in a storage unit. I bet ole Barry Weiss, from Storage Wars found it and sold it to Mike Wolfe, then Danielle found out Pope Francis loves everything about baseball, especially good dead Catholic players like DiMaggio, so the Vatican bought it.

Wonder who got the Jordans, the Mickey Mantle and the Willie Mays?
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:18 pm to
It’s also pretty normal to leave instructions. Turn your brain “on”
Posted by BigNastyTiger417
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:18 pm to
By leaving information. Same as a President.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:28 pm to
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I mean, that should be pretty easy to estimate. Price of Standard Passover meal x 13, adjust for inflation.
and auto-gratuity since it was a party bigger than 6.
Posted by wm72
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Posted on 2/20/25 at 3:29 pm to

The Vatican museum definitely has some storage halls filled with penises they removed from statues around Rome at some point to keep witches from fricking them.

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