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re: Vasectomy done
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:42 pm to Will Cover
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:42 pm to Will Cover
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had to triple up on the lidocaine as I did not lose feeling down there while the procedure was taking place.
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Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:43 pm to crazytiger
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I iced from the time I left office in Friday till Sunday probably 30-45 on then off. Took the norcos till Monday then went to ibuprofen. No real swelling only part uncomfortable was sitting at desk Monday and Tuesday after. Had to keep getting up and walk around.
I got stoned on valium at the Dr's office for the procedure on Friday morning, then took a pain pill when I got home. Had it done in February, and it was cold as shite outside. In my opium-induced stupor, I decided that we needed a fire. So I headed out to the back yard, split some wood up and stacked it on the back porch for Mrs Cove. Next morning, I had two pale-blue naval oranges. Spent the rest of the weekend on the couch with ice packs on them, popping pain meds like Skittles. Went back to work Monday very gently.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:45 pm to Will Cover
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I was not prescribed any pain medication. Simply Tylenol was the recommendation.
I never needed to take the pain pills. Ibuprofen worked for me. Worst part was the look on my wife's face when she saw the bruising a few days later.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:45 pm to crazytiger
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just some bite lip moments while he was working.
The tugging and the hiss & burning smell when he cauterized was a bit disconcerting.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:49 pm to CadesCove
I had so few issues that I don't really have anything to add. I remember icing for a few days, then right back at it.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:53 pm to High C
I messed myself up. It wasn't anything to do with the procedure. I just got fricked up as a rat and thought I was badder than I really was. 
Posted on 6/10/16 at 1:57 pm to Will Cover
My nuts didn't hurt to bad. Had it done on a Friday, iced all weekend, before and after work the week after, was normal by the next Weekend.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:02 pm to TigerDog83
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The tugging and the hiss & burning smell when he cauterized was a bit disconcerting.
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Worst part was the look on my wife's face when she saw the bruising a few days later.
This post was edited on 6/10/16 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:04 pm to Will Cover
Congrats on losing your manhood. They should have taken your balls too, while they were messing around down there.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:08 pm to Will Cover
quote:That is what route I went
f your woman will take one for the team, I highly recommend this route.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:13 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Congrats on losing your manhood.
My dick still gets harder than Chinese arithmetic. And I'll fist fight you right now if you feel like you need a good old country arse whipping.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:16 pm to CadesCove
But you let a woman convince you to surgically alter your ability to spread your seed, which is your prime directive from a biological standpoint. 
Like I said, the doctors should just go ahead and remove your balls too while they're down there.
Like I said, the doctors should just go ahead and remove your balls too while they're down there. Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:20 pm to Mo Jeaux
I chose to on my own. Now I can raw dog all my side pieces without worrying about child support.
Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:29 pm to Will Cover
quote:Have your wife stand beside you making this face when you casually say you've brought in your sample. It will make it all worth while.
specimen back in 8 weeks
.Posted on 6/10/16 at 2:55 pm to CadesCove
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the tugging and the hiss & burning smell when he cauterized was a bit disconcerting
Forgot bout that. I had a cool nurse she talked my ear off so I really wasn't concentrating on what he was doing.
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