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re: Van Damme vs Norris vs Segal vs Lee
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:15 pm to brgfather129
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:15 pm to brgfather129
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Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:16 pm to Rhino5
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:18 pm to DoUrden
Bruce Lee, Van Damme, Segal, and Chuck Norris are beside a campfire and Bruce say I was the best martial artist of all time and I could kick any of you all's arse, just watch any of my movies and see how fast I am. Van Damme say no way, look how big I am and how many peoples asses I've kicked. Stegal chimes in, I was a Navy Seal and killed people for a living I would beat all yalls asses at the same time. Then they all look at Chuck Norris, who is standing quietly by the fire stoking the coals with his penis
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:28 pm to DoUrden
My Segal 6 degrees of separation story. A friend of mine is a lawyer in L.A. and once in a while does some work for entertainment figures. He got to know both Segal and Jackson Browne socially, who also knew each other. One time he's talking to Segal and mentions something about a party Jackson Browne had, and he said it's like the Seinfeld episode when Crazy Joe Davola learns he's not invited to Kramer's party. He said Browne had given Segal a guitar, and when Segal found out he wasn't invited to the party, he sent the guitar back.
:csb:
:csb:
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:39 pm to Jim Rockford
Definitely :csb:
Posted on 11/19/15 at 11:48 pm to DoUrden
Van Damme. Easy.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 12:32 am to LSUTigersVCURams
quote:because of his big legs, he can do all of the splits.
Van Damme. Easy.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 12:57 am to DoUrden
Lee>Norris>Segal>Van Damme
Posted on 11/20/15 at 2:21 am to DoUrden
Lee
Norris
Van Damme
segal
Norris
Van Damme
segal
Posted on 11/20/15 at 3:08 am to vodkacop
Norris would beat Lee since he's so much bigger and if you Don't think it matters imagine Tyson vs DE LA Hoya in their prime. Imagine Jon Jones vs George st pierre. Lee was 5'7 145 and NORRIS WAS 5'10 170
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 3:16 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:28 am to bcoop199
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Lee was 5'7 145 and NORRIS WAS 5'10 170
I don't think that's a huge enough size advantage to overcome speed. Segal is the biggest of these.
Why do people say VD is a fraud? I thought he was a legit fighter Segal I don't think ever actually fought.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:36 am to DoUrden
Segal and it wouldnt be close.
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 4:40 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 4:44 am to DoUrden
Rocky would beat all of their asses. He has a statue because he was so great.
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 4:50 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 5:13 am to DoUrden
Bruce Lee hands down
Lee and Norris have actually sparred before too FYI. Norris gave all the cred to Lee
Lee and Norris have actually sparred before too FYI. Norris gave all the cred to Lee
This post was edited on 11/20/15 at 5:14 am
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:17 am to DoUrden
Norris
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:26 am to DoUrden
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Van Damme vs Norris vs Segal vs Lee
Aliens vs Predator was originally called Aliens vs Predator vs Norris, but was changed cause nobody would pay $10 for a 14 second movie.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:26 am to SG_Geaux
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Seagal is a legit 7th degree Aikido master though so who knows
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7th degree Aikido master
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Aikido
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:51 am to maisweh
Van dame would win as the was the only one who actually fought as a kickboxer. Lee and Norris were accomplished karate students and teachers but neither ever fought in a contact sport oustide of urban legend. Seagal is a true fraud.
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:54 am to DoUrden
Wasn't there some sort of martial arts pay per view back in the day (when they were both relevant) that matched Segal and VanDam against one another????
Posted on 11/20/15 at 6:57 am to DanTiger
Norris fought full contact fights. 70s karate is largely different from what you see today. no gloves or pads.... pretty sure Norris has fights against joe lewis and bill superfood Wallace.
chuck also has rank with the machados.
chuck also has rank with the machados.
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