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re: Valentine’s Day In Game Thread
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:07 am to Pecker
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:07 am to Pecker
quote:
1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize first
I don't believe that you typed all of that with a straight face.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:08 am to HempHead

Sounds like she's got your brain scrambled
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to Salmon
quote:
Not at 8 months
Oh yeah. That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to Tester1216
Cooking for her and got her flowers.
Better than some overpriced NYC restaurant tonight.
Better than some overpriced NYC restaurant tonight.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:09 am to Pecker
quote:
Sounds like she's got your brain scrambled
Not as much as I have hers scrambled!

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:10 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.
I don't know about you, but good sex is more than just a "fat monkey" to me

like I enjoy my wife being able to actually move around

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:12 am to Salmon
Well I haven’t had pregnant sex in 11 years so forgive me for reminiscing
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:12 am to TH03
quote:
1) buy her as many gifts as possible
2) listen to all of her stories and let her know that she tells the best stories
3) tell her that you need her and would be miserable without her
4) always apologize firstquote:
Pecker, you're my boy, but this best be a joke.
I forgot a few things
5) always be emotionally available
6) don't be afraid to cry or show her your softer side
7) prioritize her happiness over your own
8) ask her what you can do to improve as a lover
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:13 am to fr33manator
Roses are red
You look good in lace
Now come over here
And sit on my face
You look good in lace
Now come over here
And sit on my face
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:13 am to Tester1216
Happy Valentine's day OT


Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:14 am to Placebeaux

You're going to hell.
HVD
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:14 am to Shwapp
quote:
Roses are red
You look good in lace
Now come over here
And sit on my face
Roses are red,
and red looks good on ya,

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:17 am to tgrbaitn08
quote:
Oh yeah. That’s when that monkey is all fat and swole up.
I love sex with pregnant women
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:20 am to Tester1216
Roses are Red,
There’s a wall in China,
I hear the chicks there,
Have sideways vaginas.
Roses are Red,
Awesome is Chicken,
Tonight the LLotOT,
Will all get a dick in.
Roses are red,
Steel is a Girder,
Let’s not make this rape,
Into a murder.
Happy Valentines Day.
There’s a wall in China,
I hear the chicks there,
Have sideways vaginas.







Roses are Red,
Awesome is Chicken,
Tonight the LLotOT,
Will all get a dick in.

Roses are red,
Steel is a Girder,
Let’s not make this rape,
Into a murder.

Happy Valentines Day.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:22 am to Jon Ham
quote:
Well my friend, that’s about 3 times greater than my average Thursday conversion rate.
Wade Boggs hit over .800 with women in scoring position.
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:22 am to fr33manator
got Special an Ole Miss firepit that she wanted...
historically, not a particularly happy day for me...
historically, not a particularly happy day for me...
Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:24 am to vl100butch
I was pleasantly surprised this morning. 

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:24 am to Tester1216
My new girlfriend is meeting my parents for the first time tonight

Posted on 2/14/19 at 9:27 am to Mad Dawg 2020
quote:
My new girlfriend is meeting my parents for the first time tonight
Why the frick is that happening on VD?
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