re: UPDATE: Body found in Brian Laundrie search

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am I missing something

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Yes, a few million synapses.

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Your Priceless Boi

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You're*

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You're*

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Your and your 6 burner accounts are epic OT drama queens.

ETA-that original comment applies to you more than any other OT Boi

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It should be obvious to most, especially you that:
- he shot himself
-slug entering brain caused a temporary muscle contraction
-pistol stayed in his hand as it lay on the ground
-rigor set in, keeping the pistol there
-gator comes along and tears his arm off, pistol still there in hand.
-pistol leaves area.

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What’s obvious to me is how the Carlton Reserve was dry when the Laundries went camping..then supposedly floods so deep as to not only usher in a well timed man-eating gator but deep enough to completely submerge a corpse..in just a matter of days..
then were told the normally dry and accessible Reserve stayed deeply flooded even WEEKS Later preventing their 4 wheelers, airboats cadaver dogs yada yada from “going to that area”.
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The following is from CarltonReserve.com website it describes the Problem Areas during their seasonal INUNDATION with occasional flooded path and roads..it’s literally inches of water over the vast majority of the site if at all. NO WHERE are alligators even mentioned. It’ discusses “mowing issues” where water is “flooding the road”. This is not alligator terrority per say in the least fricking bit/
-Problem Areas and Changes-
“Rocky Ford Trail. Use the cutover at 54 through the Homestead Campsite at 55 to access Rocky Ford. Trail may be flooded seasonally west of new pumping station between 12 and 53. 57 to 56 is no longer mowed or maintained.
Vicker’s Head Trail is frequently wet or flooded in places north from 19.
Light Blue cutover trail from red to power line is mowed but often wet.
Tiger Marsh area and east of Blackmon’s Camp is seasonally wet in the NE quadrant of the Reserve and may not have been mowed due to water on trail.
South Power line east of Mabry Carlton Parkway and Well Field Loop Road are in good condition.
Stockade Trail from 13 to 15 is mostly grassy but may be seasonally sandy or muddy. Stream crossings north of #8 and #9.
Turpentine Trail, north from 20, is raised for the first mile. Seasonally wet areas between 20A and 27.
Self-guiding trails are seasonally flooded.
South Border Trail between T. Mabry Carlton Parkway, Deer Prairie Slough and 67-- frequent hog damage and may be seasonally flooded or muddy. “

If you think a Florida alligator is going into a barley inundated hog infested reserve only to devour a rotting bloated BL corpse and dispose of the murder weapon I got land in Cut-Off to sell you.
ETA will this suffice for you downvote collection Boi?

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True, but even that one point turned into ridiculous "omg someone closed the van door, that must mean he was actively strangling her in that moment!" theories

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That's true. But there was also the Tik Tok couple that picked him up hitchhiking and within an hour of that couple(who barely had any followers at the time) posting the van footage, people had spotted his hat on the dash, the flip flops, etc.

I'd hate to think how long it would have taken the FBI to get anywhere with this case without those two leads and his parents leading them to the body.

Anybody know how much of his body was recovered? All I heard was “a portion of his skull.” Animals must have feasted.

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Your and your 6 burner accounts are epic OT drama queens.

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I assure you, Lee, if I had an alt account or two I would be fricking with your crazy, conspiracy-obsessed arse a hell of alot more than I do now.

ETA: What is with the "boi" shite? Are you a twelve year old or something?

Did they find a Monster can with the body? Inquiring minds want to know…

You got me Lee. My feelings are so very hurt. A nutjob on the OT called me names. However will I recover?