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Unemployment Benefits Expanded To Include Free Netflix Subscription

Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:55 am
Posted by Randman
Mississippi
Member since Feb 2018
383 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:55 am
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Anyone on unemployment is now eligible for a full year of Netflix. "We have to make sure people stay at home as long as possible and not risk them going back to work and growing the economy--er, I mean, spreading the coronavirus," said Nancy Pelosi at a press conference Tuesday. "Anything to keep people home."


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Employers have been having trouble getting people back to work, and it's believed this may only exacerbate the problem. The package also includes funding for a free 18-pack of popcorn, a family size bag of Cheetos, and a 12-pack of Surge per unemployed person. The next aid package will include a free Amazon Prime subscription.


Would be more funny if this wasn’t too close to reality.


BabylonBee article
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18403 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:56 am to
Haha
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60220 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:56 am to
I wish this was real. I’ve been at home watching local channels this whole time because I can’t afford Netflix
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:57 am to
Damn that sucks
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12647 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 6:59 am to
Thank you for your service.
Posted by tigerdup07
Member since Dec 2007
22268 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:10 am to
what congressman (woman) has the nerve to stand up and introduce this shite? i'd be embarrassed as hell.

Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
91718 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:25 am to
Yeap
Posted by Armymann50
Playing with my
Member since Sep 2011
22465 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 7:27 am to
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Netflix
Doesn't barry run is now?
Posted by SadSouthernBuck
Las Vegas
Member since Dec 2007
748 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:31 am to
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what congressman (woman) has the nerve to stand up and introduce this shite? i'd be embarrassed as hell.

It’s satire.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:37 am to
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what congressman (woman) has the nerve to stand up and introduce this shite? i'd be embarrassed as hell.


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tigerdup07


Everyone laugh at the moron.
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
42417 posts
Posted on 5/15/20 at 8:50 am to
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Anyone on unemployment is now eligible for a full year of Netflix. "



Big Tech owns Pelosi
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