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re: Unbelievably Embarrassing Story
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:49 pm to lsudave1
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:49 pm to lsudave1
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Oh God, I really don't feel like sharing this one, but I figured th OT is always the right place to discuss stories like these. So I went to meet up with a buddy of mine from college for some Mexican food after work, but, as it turns out, I helped myself a little too much to the nachos, enchiladas, and churros because I had a really bad stomach ache after leaving the restaurant. So anyway, I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache, but at that point I realized I could not hold it in any longer. I sprinted to the bathroom, and relieved myself in an unfathomable fashion. However, after reemerging from my stall I realized that not only were there no urinals in this bathroom, and I was not actually alone. I had just taken I giant crap in the women's room with someone else in there! I got the hell out of there as fast as I could but I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out. Please tell me I'm not the only person to ever make this mistake.
Never let the truth ruin a good story.
Too bad this wasn't a good story.
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Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:51 pm to lsudave1
Maybe one day people will post real stories on TD....maybe
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:53 pm to lsudave1
Just the reverse happens in Tiger Stadium
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:21 pm to lsudave1
Was hoping you didn’t flush! 
Posted on 5/11/18 at 3:57 pm to lsudave1
You should have said Target instead of WalMart for the location of the fake story. Then, you could have said the employees cheered you on the way out.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 4:41 pm to lsudave1
Didn’t read, but I can guarantee it isn’t as embarrassing as whit introducing himself to his new coworkers.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 5:45 pm to lsudave1
quote:
Oh God, I really don't feel like sharing this one, but I figured th OT is always the right place to discuss stories like these. So I went to meet up with a buddy of mine from college for some Mexican food after work, but, as it turns out, I helped myself a little too much to the nachos, enchiladas, and churros because I had a really bad stomach ache after leaving the restaurant. So anyway, I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache, but at that point I realized I could not hold it in any longer. I sprinted to the bathroom, and relieved myself in an unfathomable fashion. However, after reemerging from my stall I realized that not only were there no urinals in this bathroom, and I was not actually alone. I had just taken I giant crap in the women's room with someone else in there! I got the hell out of there as fast as I could but I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out. Please tell me I'm not the only person to ever make this mistake.
I did this one time by accident. I didn't pay attention to the signs on the door to the bathroom and just walked in. There was this black person walking out and I swore it was a dude, and went on to take a piss. I also too noticed that there weren't any urinals but went to the stall and pissed. I started to look around while pissing and realized that I was in a womans bathroom.
And that chick was some dyke.
I zipped up and left but no one other than that woman knew what was up. I even greeted her when I walked in and said "Whats up?". 
Posted on 5/11/18 at 6:54 pm to lsudave1
Actually I did walk into the women's room once at Walmart because I moved and the restrooms were flipped vs. where I was used to.
I also went to the women's room once in a Whataburger after working a long day, got in and out before I realized it.
I also went to the women's room once in a Whataburger after working a long day, got in and out before I realized it.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 7:44 pm to lsudave1
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:26 pm to lsudave1
Women use stalls. Who cares.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 10:32 pm to lsudave1
quote:
So I went to meet up with a buddy of mine from college for some Mexican food after work, but, as it turns out, I helped myself a little too much to the nachos, enchiladas, and churros because I had a really bad stomach ache after leaving the restaurant. So anyway, I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache, but at that point I realized I could not hold it in any longer. I sprinted to the bathroom, and relieved myself in an unfathomable fashion. However, after reemerging from my stall I realized that not only were there no urinals in this bathroom, and I was not actually alone. I had just taken I giant crap in the women's room with someone else in there! I got the hell out of there as fast as I could but I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out.
None of this happened
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