re: Tuesday Lunch Thread: Let it burn Edition

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That was spot on!

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Speaking of shake and bake pork chops, I remember once, when I was younger, I was out in the neighborhood and doing what kids do, fighting and whatnot. I was with my friend. His name is B___Y. I can't say his full name, because he will see it and get mad, but I assure you he is a real person. If needed, I can get him to come on and verify this story. Anyway, so I start craving shake and bake porkchops. So B___Y says hey, get in the car and we'll go to Winn Dixie and get some. So we go there, and of course, we can't find any Shake and Bake. You ever notice how when you're not looking for something, you see it everywhere? But then, when you start looking for it, you can't find it? Well, we can't find any shake and bake, and go up and down each aisle. Finally, my friend asks a person working at Winn Dixie, "where's the Shake and Bake". He says, "Aisle 5". Well, that's the aisle that has paper towels and plates, etc. So I call bullshite to the guy. He gets all mad and says, "find it for yourself then". So me and my friend go back through the entire store, each aisle. Finally, we find the Shake and Bake. But as luck would have it, there is only chicken Shake and Bake. Nothing for porkchops. So we decide that will work, and we head over to the chicken section. My friend wants white meat chicken. I say that's too dry, and we should do legs and thighs. He hates legs and thighs. So we end up getting in a huge argument in the middle of the store. He ends up spitting on me, so I lean over and smack him in the face. The manager of the store comes over and breaks us up, and tells us to go home. We ended up eating vienna sausage sandwiches with mustard, and some fritos. We laugh about it now, but at the time, it was like when shake and bake gets too real. Anybody else have any good shake and bake stories?

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