re: True story about a bow legged midget hooker

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At that time, I had never had sexual intercourse,

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Unless you have since met a mute woman, your story-telling ability has kept you a virgin.

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Now, if I wasn't married, I'd go for it

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All she wanted was a job. Why you keeping the black midget hookers down.

It stood out against her skin looking oh so bright
Her little body made my dick look so much bigger
Because I happen to be the color white
and the midget hooker was a black person