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re: Toilet Paper chronicles…
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:23 am to Yewkindewit
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:23 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
he only dumps about every 5-6 days
I legit shite 3 times before 10 am today. I don't know how people do this every 5-6 days
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 11:24 am
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Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:29 am to Topwater Trout
quote:
i thought old people went more often
Look at it this way
Young man pisses a can or two when he takes a leak
Old man pisses a thimble full and he has to do it 6 times a day
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:31 am to Yewkindewit
Not sure but we recently got a bidet toilet seat and it's an absolute gamechanger.
Nothing like a warm blast of water to your a-hole for that true deep clean.
Will never go back
Nothing like a warm blast of water to your a-hole for that true deep clean.
Will never go back
This post was edited on 4/14/25 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:48 am to Yewkindewit
quote:
My MIL was using a roll or more a day
Jesus
quote:
he only dumps about every 5-6 day
Jesus Christ
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:49 am to Honkus
quote:'warm'? Oh you fancy huh
Nothing like a warm blast of water to your a-hole
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:54 am to CAD703X
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My wife spins the roll like the price is right wheel. I can't be in the same room with her during this because it makes me irrationally angry.
+1
She pulls on the end of the roll like she's pull starting a frickin lawnmower. I tell her every time there is no need to wrap it AROUND your hand to wipe your piss
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:01 pm to BeachDude022
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legit shite 3 times before 10 am today. I don't know how people do this every 5-6 days
I eat light weekdays and hog out on the weekends, so yeah my Sun night/Monday morning movements are large and often.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:05 pm to Havoc
I just went again, not normal Whiskey shits from yesterday.
Whiskey shits from yesterday. Posted on 4/14/25 at 12:05 pm to UptownJoeBrown
quote:
You should really have a bowl movement 1x per day.
I do not want my bowl to move. It might disturb the wax seal and cause leakage.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 9:41 pm to Honkus
Sometimes I come in from work not even having to shite and sit on the bidet to refresh myself. Truly living in the 21st century with a bidet.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:02 pm to fr33manator
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Get a bidet and watch your TP consumption vastly reduce
I’m sitting on some sort of space toilet getting my butt air dried after the wash. These Koreans sure do know how to take a dump. Every time I come here I look forward to my number 2s.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 10:57 pm to CAD703X
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I have taken to hiding the good stuff in the garage fridge to get another day or 2 to eat on it
Frozen quilted northern must do wonders if you have burning hemorrhoids.
Posted on 4/14/25 at 11:41 pm to Yewkindewit
quote:
most women make a mitt to wipe
For pee I use 2 squares. A few more for poop. Unclogging a toilet is not fun. My college apartment had shitty plumbing, no pun intended
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